What the heck is this????

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 89vette:
I'm sure it will be a Duramax. The current style won't accept a Duramax but I bet the new one will. I'm sure GM will keep the current style for years to come.

Duramax, Hummers have nothing to do with penis size. Tahoes are for guys like you that can't afford Hummers. That's all. Better get back to work, smells like the burgers are buring.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade
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Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw). H2's are all show and no go (I've browsed through the "off-road" pictures and videos on this forum).

[5spd]

This all cracks me up , it reminds me of the "newbie bashing" over on another site for the hardcore wheeling group. I may not like a lot of the 4x4s out there, (most are made for a target group, 98% never off road) but I sure dont equate what one drives with his penis.

[Buckeye Hummer]

Wait, wait, wait. Think about what they are doing. They are lowering the height of the vehicle NOT making the clearance worse. There is nothing wrong with lowering the height (I think) because it will improve the vehicles stability and make it look more like an H1, which is quite a bit lower than the H2 anyway. I'm sure it's all good stuff and I doubt GM will make it less agressive but MORE agressive.

[tanklizard]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw). H2's are all show and no go (I've browsed through the "off-road" pictures and videos on this forum).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here, have a steaming, hot cup of STFU to go with that big bowl of stupid you've been eating.

[Buckeye Hummer]

We let the dogs out on Duramax too quickly Argo. We should have let him build a little confidence and then knocked him down.

Maybe next time.

Trolls are a little out of season right now. I'm not sure what the deal is.

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HUMMERDOGG:
duraMAX-

Honestly, do you think anyone cares who you are or what you drive (btw, you better come a whole hell of a lot stronger than M5 and 4Runner)? If you have a honest dislike for H2's then why would you come to a H2 Forum (full of H2 owners, those who aspire to own an H2, friends of H2 owners, and other off-roaders) and open up your first post as a huge diss of the H2 and the H2 owner by saying "No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises". As an attorney, I would have expected several "arguments" which support your dislike of the H2. And, before you reply with "low gas mileage" and "off-road inadequacies", I would like to advise you that the "low gas mileage" is nothing like my brother's Infinity QX4 which gets less than 11mpg and I believe DRTYFN and SteveR have debunked most of the myths regarding it not being a real "hummer/4X4" with their off-road stories and pictures.

Now, on to a more pressing issue regarding your first post regarding small penises. I can assure you, that my cock looks great in any car or truck I drive. It looked nice and big in the Buick Summerset I drove in college and looked even bigger and better in my MB CL600. What's funny is that out of all the cars, trucks, and suv's I've owned, he loves the H2 the best. Not only do I have heated seats to keep him warm, but he has a great view of the road now.

Secondly, if you are "an attorney" who "practices business law at a large firm" and, who "Lately has been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions" then what the hell are you doing posting childish bs on a H2 Forum? I am highly skeptical of everything you have said so far and none of your posts to date would support any thought that you are indeed an educated and bright attorney who is married.

Thirdly, and probably most importantly... Please do not come in defending yourself and your dumb ass posts by talking about you and your wife's 6 digit income and then justify not being the wealthiest guy here because of your age. There are several forum members who easily make that in a single month.

And finally, we don't make stupid assumptions about your lifestyle... Your worthless posting leads us to believe that is the truth. And to disprove your claim about H2 owners having "deficiencies in other areas", I would eagerly welcome you to come down to the trade floor of the company where I work, the work in which I make 5 and 6 figure trades throughout the day; putting my balls on the line. I will gladly take my 6'2, 285lb. frame and shake your hand as I undo my pants to show you how "deficient" I am. I would then pull out my wallet and hand you several $100 bills. I would then call you a cab and send you to one of the many strip clubs we have here in Houston where you can spend the money and feel like a "real man"... Mullet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, lard-ass (6'2", and 285lb - good God dude, have some self control). Ask me a legal question! How do you perfect a secured loan in a multi-state transaction? What exactly is a negotiable instrument? Would you like to explain to breach of peace issues in repossession? Perhaps you would like to enlighten me what exactly the difference is between strict scrutiny, intermediate scrutiny, and reasonable basis? Are these all too complicated for you? Maybe you should just ask me about the parol evidence rule?

Now, on to my reasons for not liking the H2:
1. It's does not perform well off-road at all.
2. It's wasteful with natural resources (relative to its usefulness).
3. A 4Runner, Tacoma, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Cherokee, Nissan Frontier, Pathfinder, Xterra, or Land Rover discovery would out-perform it in any and every off-road situation at any time.
4. It's primarily driven by bald fat men w/ 4" cocks.
5. If a female drives it, she tends to be 5'2" and 250lbs.
6. It is no more capable than a Tahoe in any way, gets worse mileage, and has lower cargo capacity.
7. It does literaly NOTHING better than ANY other vechicle available.

That is all.

[ZeroTolerance]

Ok Duramax,
One simple question for ya?



Do you own an H2????


You say, NO?

THE SHUT THE **** UP and go away.... You are wasting valuable internet space and making us read worthless garbage that comes from you so called attoyney brain....

Enuff said..............

[ZeroTolerance]

You damn skippy.... Tired of all the crap and smack talkers....Shall I post the "LIST"? That would show him, and I have added a few toys to it now...

[unaslob]

i thought that the door was closed on the diesel option. unaslob

Corsa Sport exhaust(offroad 'tip'), Gobi rack w/ lights & w/roof mounted tire w/ ladder, Warn Winch with rear power, Dual Wolo Airhorns w/ lanyard valve, Hadley Aircompressor 130PSI, 14" airtank, front and rear quick disconnects for air, Cobra 75 WX CB, Dual 4' Firestik fiberglass whips, front tinted windows, 7" Homer Simpson decal (teehee)!

[Centerfire]

That is perfect.. I think I will have a t SHirt made on Monday...

Mike

[argonaut]

Buckeye, when exactly is Troll season? I think I need to get my hunting license...

[Centerfire]

To the person who doesn't like H2.

I have a small simple statement
" So What"

Mike

[Dan]

You know what they say HM - Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

For the troll:

Seriously, if you don't like the H2, why are you even here? I don't like Camrys, but you don't see me over trolling the Toyota sites.

If in fact you are a lawyer, you've got to be the most immature one yet. Grow up man! You may think H2 drivers have a penis deficiency, but that's nothing compared to the example you're setting.

BTW, does your wife know you're here? Home alone, on the computer, trolling? While she's out banging her boss for partnership....

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 11 months down, 7 to go!
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[argonaut]

Hey, 89, sorry about the escalade comment. Didn't mean to offend you. just not my style. I see too many with big chrome wheels and stuff and I just hate to see that on a truck. Also if there are any real lawyers on the forum that I may have offended with my lawyer comments... too bad

[argonaut]

Sounds like Zero might be joining the troll bashing club...

[Hummer Man]

SHould I list my MOPED?

[HUMMERDOGG]

My o' my... If it's not one of the richest guys on the forum... It's funny ZT, this clown was talking about his six-figure income and I just had to laugh... I think most if not all of your cars are worth six-figures (except the H2 of course since it's such a fair-valued vehicle)... You really need to post a list of them so he can massage his legal "brain" all nite about them...

[ZeroTolerance]

Just a little webster for ya:

Main Entry: at·tor·ney
Pronunciation: &-'t&r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -neys
Etymology: Middle English attourney, from Middle French atorné, past participle of atorner
Date: 14th century
: one who is legally appointed to transact business on another's behalf; specifically : a legal agent qualified to act for suitors and defendants in legal proceedings
- at·tor·ney·ship /-"ship/ noun


I think that Duramax needs to read this over and over again... It leaves a little open to his intellect and level of competency as a lawyer....

[KenP]

This one is for you duraMAX

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[KenP]

No sense to me at all, but it sounds like you had a great time... YOU partied all the whole trip.

Black Lingenfelter Lux