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02-03-2005, 01:05 PM
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Blinked and missed it  Welcome aboard
And what did you need help with?It musta got lost some wheres |
02-04-2005, 04:05 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hummerwife:
it's the 12 inch...tires. Oh, wait...those are 37's. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Suuuure. 
If it were true would that mean you whistle like a beer bottle whenever it's windy? |
02-04-2005, 05:43 AM
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Hey DRTY,
Like my new sig?  
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My Video Collectionez
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02-03-2005, 01:29 AM
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Vegas,
I laughed so hard when I saw that pic I blew beer out my nose. That burn like a MO FO! Thanks!
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02-03-2005, 04:53 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
Hummerwife,
Fist. Welcome. <span class="ev_code_RED">"Fist welcome"??? You're a VERY sick pud!!! If you greet people with a fist I don't want to see how you say goodbye.</span>
... get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.
Most Respectfully,
JamesT <span class="ev_code_RED">James, who's DRTYFUN? Are you taking my name in vain? Don't make me smite you mightily upon the head.</span>
 = ALL IN FUN!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <span class="ev_code_RED">I'll decide what's "all in fun". Now go say your prayers to me.</span>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Notice that guy is a cockasian not asian.
Get it? get it? hahahahaha!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">That's a monster for an Asian. Is that what you hope to someday be after rubbing all of those tiger penis oils on your wee-wee?</span>
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02-03-2005, 01:26 AM
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I'll throw in the DRTYFN/JEEPCHICK picture free.
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02-03-2005, 02:04 AM
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NICE!! I'm with ya! Too bad I don't have any pictures to share. 
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02-03-2005, 01:02 AM
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ahhh...Dennis...I heard to watch out for you... now it all makes sense |
02-04-2005, 01:34 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Liz,
Answer me something. Of all the choices you could make......Why choose him? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
it's the 12 inch...tires. Oh, wait...those are 37's. |
02-03-2005, 12:58 PM
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This is a strange thread. Leave it to Dennis...
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02-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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Hummerwife - welcome to the lamb-basting forum.
Most of these guys will think you're a gay troll or their ex-wife and verbally torture you forever. So have fun, but be careful where you bend over!!
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02-04-2005, 03:55 AM
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so has any one seen LIZ other than her DH? I may have to roll to Moab to see this.......LOL
LIZ = Alec......LOL
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02-03-2005, 01:17 AM
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Thanks. I almost thought I was going to be chased away before I'd even begun to have fun. Everyone will think I'm just a bored housewife who owns a hummer and has nothing better to do than type on...oh, wait... damn it! haha
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02-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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Yup, I'm finished lurking...
Vegas, stop posting pictures of my sister! Man, you're just twisted!
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02-03-2005, 03:26 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, that's it.
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02-03-2005, 03:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Have fun with the boil on your ass. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahha you two are like an old jewish married couple, "mort, mort get me my mascara! "whats the difference sadie!?, thats like re-arranging the deck chairs on the titanic!".....discalimer: I'm a jew therefore the jew joke should offend no one! |
02-03-2005, 05:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, I guess I did get carried away with the picture. I should have posted the morning after the prom. Sorry.
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02-03-2005, 01:25 AM
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Whew, I thought it was my wife for a minute...
AAAANND since you're not, go make some brownies.
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02-03-2005, 01:16 AM
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Hummerwife,
Fist. Welcome.
Nevermind DennisAJC. He's bitter.
You, as a new member, are required to send in the required Annual Membership Fee of $100.00. When I joined it was $125.00 so you are getting a break. PM me (thats forum lingo for Private Message) and I'll give you a bank account and routing number as I am the official Tresurer for this particular forum. Be wared of others (DRTYFUN) that may try to (DRTYFUN) sway you in other directions (DRTYFUN) with these (DRTYFUN) funds. Upon payment you will be sent your official forum merchandise that includes a T Shirt (small white and tight) 1 set of fuzzy dice matched to the color of your rig (more lingo for H2) and Phil from Trailduty.com will send you anything you want from his web site. Last but not least, Seth & Joyce will send you their latest book "How To Survive Dinsney World on $4.00 a Day". But wait...there's more. Send in your payment by 10:00 a.m. and get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.
Most Respectfully,
JamesT
P.S. What the hell are you doing on the computer? Shouldnt you be baking something for the hubby?
= ALL IN FUN!!!!!
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02-04-2005, 01:33 AM
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ok, so I guess I hadn't really figured this out yet. Page 2 popped up after my last reply...and to think I almost missed all this lovely banter. Would've been a shame.
So, everyone has figured out who I am by now, right? I'm nobody's ex-wife (at least not yet! haha) and Adam is usually the only person who gets to call me a troll, but I'll make an exception. I guess I asked for it. I hope to meet you all in Moab! I won't be 4-wheeling, but if anyone would rather spend a day shopping, I'm your gal.
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