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12-23-2005, 08:31 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap. 
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LOL, we both hate the crap (but are kleptomaniacs and steel the crap anyhow 
). I spend half the time in shower at the Gonzo picking the Kiwi seeds out 
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>I knew that was a cutting board in your kitchen.
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12-23-2005, 05:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... 
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To clear things up. I wast taking a shower (Gonzo,Moab) and the soap tore two painful strips out of my arm. My left arm is the first part I soap. They looked like scratches from a midget and it bled good. The scars are still there. Well one thing lead to another and I found myself squirming in orgasm on the shower floor.
The soap is organic or something with chunks of rock or vanilla nut I later found out.
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12-23-2005, 06:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMFG!!!! LMAO!!!1
I'll bribe the maids to slip that into their rooms on the next trip.
They'll all end up lookin like Nick Nolte.
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12-20-2005, 01:53 PM
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I'm not camping with them.
You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer. 
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12-20-2005, 12:36 AM
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I love this group.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something.
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or perhaps a H2!!!!
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12-20-2005, 04:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
I was thinking of asking if I could join on the next trip to Moab. Given this thread now I'm not so sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We'll be there during the Jeep Fest.
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12-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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Ken probably paid for his weight in that crappy soap with his extended stay.
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12-23-2005, 06:52 PM
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Well, stop rubbing your peni in the shower guys.
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12-20-2005, 04:32 PM
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"Bringing the ghey"
Funny.
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12-20-2005, 02:11 AM
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We should stop now.
Come next Moab, there might be some weirdness between the two of us.
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12-19-2005, 08:25 PM
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The women in housekeeping felt bad for me. I guess they thought I needed the extra soap since I was alone for so long.
Dennis, we have enough soap to keep you in heaven until April!
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12-20-2005, 09:37 PM
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That's enough of the penis jokes. The guy with the rainbow on the H3 side will start stalking Dennis.
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12-19-2005, 08:53 PM
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Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience???
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12-19-2005, 05:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I love being in the shower. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's because you always have a boner.
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12-19-2005, 05:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.
I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-19-2005, 05:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know, but I am pretty scared that he is thanking Ken and CP for evidently providing what might be evidence...? 
Share the story, Dennis -- even if you make up one to appease us!
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12-20-2005, 07:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I didn’t want to see it, it was an accident. Dennis should keep his hotel room door locked when he is in the shower.
That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uh huh 
That doesn't explain why you stared at it drooling and offered to buy me a drink at 10am.
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12-19-2005, 06:11 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
pumice </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Vanilla nuts. Sharp buggers 
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vanilla nuts.... BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA H
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