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Old 10-21-2005, 06:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Cat fight!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My money is on HIHUMMER. Everyone has her back and these two losers wouldn't know what to do with a real women anyway.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


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There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


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Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners.....
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP......

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy.

OOOOPS! WRONG AE! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Wow... you two might have some underlying sexual tension here.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's an excellent contact to have in the high end business.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

THAT IS ALL </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Hey I actually didn't have the "insulation" as a child...It's a more recent acquisition post my knee injury when I had to stop playing hockey
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, you are so damn cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality.

I'll keep my eye out for you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


GAPING HOLE SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
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Thanks CP......

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy.

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DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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So far the list is as follows :

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, that is so cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

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