Hummer Hatred!

[dochummer]

Trying to talk sense to HD is like trying to talk sense to a monkey. He just don' getit'....

[dochummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I just have 34 B's. (What in the hell does DD mean???????) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the info!



.............won't you be my neighbor.....

[h2co-pilot]

Hummerdestroyer = Storydude = Chester

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerGuzzler:
Its too bad that adults cant even act responsible these days. I guess its the oil money in their pockets. My clauses and phrases I thought would be somewhat easy to read. I guess I am wrong though, because you have hard times reading. I for one have a fabulous education. As a 13 year old, I am taking 3 high school credits this year *middle school still* and help out with National Honor Society. I also helped community service with Katrina refugees.

Also: the only missplellings in the last post are "iono", which was on purpose. I made up a few words, hardly a misspelling, and it goes back to my Jewish roots. I just had a lack of caring about capitalization rules and puntuation rules. Oh well, its hard living the life of proving asswipes/jerks/rude/ignorant pigs wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, my conclusion is since you are only thirteen, your parents neglect you. Seeing that it is late at night and you are on the computer unmonitored. That is really sad.

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
I don't like desertfox' story for two reasons:

A) It shows an attitude that continously gets HUMMER owners in trouble. Nuff said... you guys know what I'm talking about.

B) The quoted mpg-comparison between pretty much all (current) Porsche models and an H2 is plainly wrong (assuming that he is not talking about the Porsche Cayenne SUV Turbo version, which is - to my understanding - not a real Porsche, and maybe that is the only P-car which comes closely to the fuel consumption of an H2... but only "closely").

The flat-6 engine of a Porsche (e.g. Carrera or Boxster) is highly prominent for its great fuel efficiency (considering its power output). It is a small modern engine, which has been continuously improved for almost 50 years now. So don't talk BS about P-cars, when you lack the ability to really compare.

That's also the main reason why I picked the H3 over the H2.

How I know all that stuff about P-cars (which aren't exotics in Germany at all, but H3s are!)?... Picture attached! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sharkster,

A) If you do not get the humor of the story, nevermind. Maybe because you are not here in US so you don't get the BS we get.

B) I don't know which quote are you referring to but I don't see anything wrong with the comparison in general. The 987 in the pic seems to be a non-S so it's a 2.7 liter, right? Real world mpg is what, 20? Comparing it to a H3 which probably gets high teens?

The 996 in the pic seems to be a Turbo and i know for a fact that is a gas guzzler. Real world mpg is 15-16 mpg if driven lightly! A little spirited driving you'll be looking at low teens. And my current 996 GT3 is getting 16 mpg but it has not been broken in yet so it may get better but it may get worse because I haven't even driven it past 4200 rpm yet

The Cayenne Turbo is in the same mpg neighborhood of the H2, if not worse depending on how you look at it. It does have much more hp but it is much smaller. Real world mpg is 12-13

Maybe you are getting much better mileage out there in the autobahn but here in US, real world mpg is not pretty. And that's what most tree huggers fail to realize, many cars out there are getting just as ****ty mpg but for whatever reason, only HUMMER gets the blame

Btw, which porsche forum do you go on, that picture looks familiar?

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Just in case the moron (HD) thinks I'm blowing smoke, here are the pics of cars and our house that probably has more equity in it than all of his so-called possessions that he states he has.

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Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.



EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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And as far as the "DD" thing? You must be thinking about your mother and meal time. I just have 34 B's. (What in the hell does DD mean???????)

[wilfred]

What I don't understand is this troll jumps into every thread, make a jackass of himself and keeps coming back for more

[DennisAJC]

Ya well,

You're a fag.

Get back to your OT hole and I'll talk to you later.

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Alec W, are you counting how many times this hummerdestroyer been owned? It seems that's all you typed lately </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Selfpwnd..... Next.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

self pre-owned

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">And, by the way, you are correct! Thanks for the support!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I used to drive a 87 rag top, one of the least expensive cars I ever owned. I have recently convinced a couple of friends that were looking at sports cars to consider the Vette nad they have bought them.

[Andy C]

Jonesey - the cat in Alien.

[mr.jeepster]

HD,
I just visited the website you tout at the bottom of every post. You are a strangely bored little boy, aren't you? When you turned 18 and your Mother threw you off her tit, did it really cause this severe a mental problem? If you would spend more time in the gay bars and less on the net, you might actually get SOME fullfilment out of your otherwise pathetic, dreary, twisted little life. I for one vow here and now to simply ignore further posts from you as the ramblings of an angry and lost little man. Best of luck to you. I mean that. May they find a cure before the AIDS takes its full toll.

Scott

[dochummer]

Welcome Mrs. DF. Glad you could join us. Just wanted to let you know that 140mph isn't the necessary speed to "fly by" him. He has posted in another thread that he essentially finds it silly to travel 75mph, and rather prefers 65mph or lower. So, I assure you, 120mph will be sufficient to blow his ass out of his comanche.

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't hardly say trying to fit in when I had never seen one before the one I bought

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
...was treated at and released...
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As you said above. My response was that he basically walked away. Never said he didn't get in trouble, he obviously would My very clear point was that he wasn't seriously hurt after hitting 4 vehicles. All information taken straight from you post. If you don't like the information, then don't post it in the first place.

[DennisAJC]

DF,

Your story sucked!

My version would of ended with the girl spread eagled on the hood of my H2 while I probed deep into her womanhood with my forked tongue.

Now that's a story....****er!

[DennisAJC]

BAH! He's getting boring.

[Andy C]

Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera

[Orbital H2]

that Cayman is a pretty hot ride. I believe that if you were a PCA member on or before 7/1(???) you could pick one up for a reasonable price.
doesn't spotted owl taste a lot like bald eagle?

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Oh, and by the way, I am the "Joneses"!!!