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10-21-2005, 04:08 AM
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"Daddy, do you have to go peeps now?"
"Water is denser than concrete...Trust me, I know, I read it somewhere." 
"Who pissed on my bumper?!?!" 
"Don't stick your leg out!!!" 
"Put your leg in!"
"Stupid chick!"
"That must have hurt!"
"We're going up that?!?" 
"I think I'm going to wet myself."
"Somebody's leaking something."
"Is it broke?"
"Got wood?" 
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10-21-2005, 01:43 AM
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Hummer Deity
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Location: In the basement of the Alamo
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10-19-2005, 09:57 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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You forgot alp..... ahm bobbing X 178 Brazilian
What's with the boning? Did I miss something? |
10-19-2005, 10:26 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
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"Shaggy......Ya like 80's music????"
"Dennis...Can you let me out now??? I hate 80's music."
Adam doesn't know I just spat in his beer."
"BUWHAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! He's drinking it!"
"He's such a whinney whore."
"I work at Burger King making flamed broiled...."
"Beotch betta have ma money"
"Is that Looter?"
"Was that the tie-rod????"
"I bet you those guys are gonna screw Ken."
"America stinks."
"DRTY's taking a pee. Watch this......EARTHQUAKE!!!!"
"Is somebody chickening out???? .....His S10 broke down????"
"There's a pubic hair in my salad."
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10-19-2005, 10:38 PM
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Hummer Deity
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
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"Shaggy is like our mascot."
"Alec, the Rocky shrimp is just shrimp right?"
"I'll have the ribs please."
"What's the deal with the soap here?"
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10-23-2005, 08:41 PM
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Location: Oregon
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"Let's go to Arches at Sunrise and shoot some pictures. Okay, I see there's a place called The Phallus, let's go there first!" THAT was a big rock. 
Mommy, can we swim in the pool? X200
"I'm riding with Adam, you're crazy!"
Where's Hope's Hummer?
Where's the Flamer Hummer?
I remember when I could burp the alphabet.
WE MADE IT THRU GOLDEN SPIKE!
You're comiing up to a ledge................NOW!
Let's do Lions Back before the rest of the gang gets up. (tinkling noises in the background) Is that you, or me?
AND
I HAVE TO GO UP THAT?!?!Holy SH****!
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10-21-2005, 03:30 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Here's a quote only one person knows about.
"You better find a way to turn the volume down on the T.V. or you fawking dead when they hear what you said!"
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10-21-2005, 01:19 PM
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We had two crazy Brits leading!
Oh cheerio, I'll just jump these bloody things- no need for a spotta. |
10-19-2005, 10:56 PM
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"I swear! The soap did this to me!"
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10-20-2005, 01:20 AM
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Hummer Authority
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Location: Home is where the H2 is..
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"You see anyone back there babe?"
"Damn, where the hell are those guys?"
"I can't see Alec anymore! Go! Go! Go! We're gonna be lost in the middle of Moab!!"
"WooHooooo!!!! THIS IS FUN!!"
"Turn right! RIGHT!! THE OTHER RIGHT!!!"
"Are we gonna die Daddy??!"
"We're gonna die! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!"
"Stop it! That's NOT funny!"
"You sure you don't need to pee dear? No one can see you if you go behind those trees.. really!!"
"Kids, leave Cooper alone!!"
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10-19-2005, 10:49 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Location: Virginia Beach
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Leaving in the morning.
All your soap are belong to us.
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10-20-2005, 01:21 AM
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Location: Colorado
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xAltitude:
I hate that stupid soap there, especially when I get sun burnt </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Aw man~! Guess what I got you guys for Kwanza.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Kwanza? Is that some kind of rash?
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10-19-2005, 10:07 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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10-19-2005, 10:16 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Hey, Dennis, did you memorize them or did you have a pad pad to write them down? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Some I remembered......Some CAUGHT ON TAPE.
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10-19-2005, 10:13 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
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BANG!
"What was that?"
"Kane Creek is rated WHAT?"
"Kenny, I have to pee."
"Again?"
"WTH are those three doing bouncing up and down together?"
"OH! OH! They're bouncing again!!!!"
"Susan gave him some wood and he went right up"
"Ken, that didn't sound good"
"Adam, your truck is leaking"
"Who peed on my bumper?"
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10-19-2005, 11:12 PM
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