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All right.. It's this simple.
When you offroad. Things get bent.
I wasn't joking when I said the underside of your truck looks just like mine.
Step 1: Is your truck leaking any fluids? If yes get fixed. If no goto step 2.
Step 2: Take your truck in for a 4 wheel alignment at any place that does them. Once the alignment is done, you are fine.
Step 3: Take truck off-road at next event. Repeat.
Straight answer, no joking.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
Sorry to interrupt this very interesting and entertaining thread, but I'm wondering which of these two is Jennifer.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is "Jennifer".  WOODSHED LINK </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
WoW !!!!!!!!! Now I forgot the original question ............... |
10-10-2005, 07:08 PM
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I think this is what happened!
Damn Rock!!
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Jenn-
U R so hott! Who's you're friend? How come your name tag says Greece? 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Or am I dealing with a bunch of losers who don't know jack sh*t </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Bingo!
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10-10-2005, 11:36 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
A huge rock jumped out at me and attacked my under carraige. Here are some pics. If you can even see the destruction, who can tell me if this is serious stuff here??  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dude, that really sucks. You drive like a girl.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ironic, huh??   Wait a minute, that hurt!
Atleast I know what a crossbar is now! 
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10-11-2005, 06:57 PM
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That was just disgusting! You are truly one strange individual to even keep a picture like that in your computer!! Or, be able to find it on a site somewhere!! Warped, I tell ya, warped!!
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10-11-2005, 06:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
That was just disgusting! You are truly one strange individual to even keep a picture like that in your computer!! Or, be able to find it on a site somewhere!! Warped, I tell ya, warped!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> |
10-10-2005, 11:21 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
A huge rock jumped out at me and attacked my under carraige. Here are some pics. If you can even see the destruction, who can tell me if this is serious stuff here?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dude, that really sucks. You drive like a girl. |
10-11-2005, 05:07 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
50 mph was a joke, for those that couldn't see that! Maybe I should just start talking like a "Dude" for awhile. That way I might get some answers!
Let's start over. Can one of the f*ckn pros out there please get off their f*ckn ass and answer my f*ckn question???? Or am I dealing with a bunch of losers who don't know jack sh*t about the insides of a Hummer other than to call the f*ckn mechanic??? F*ckn ay?
By the way, I'm the bitch on the right! Aren't Jennifers always blonde??? Helloooo!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fu*k it drivah! That'll buff right the Fu*k out! I didnt see any Fu*kin damage! Post when your Fu*ckin air bags go off, then you'll know you have some Fu*kin damage! Fu*ckin blondes! |
10-12-2005, 03:18 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
If you say you got excited I'm never answering your calls again. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
God no!!!!! One scary tripod!!!!!! |
10-10-2005, 05:19 PM
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The above pic was taken from in front of the passenger tire up underneath.
The below pic was taken from the drivers side by the door underneath.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hart1:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Or am I dealing with a bunch of losers who don't know jack sh*t </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Bingo! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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10-11-2005, 06:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
Sorry to interrupt this very interesting and entertaining thread, but I'm wondering which of these two is Jennifer.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is "Jennifer". WOODSHED LINK |
10-11-2005, 07:31 AM
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50 mph in deep sand? Yea, right.
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Hey Jennifer, I regained my composure .... That damn drty ...... 
Anyway, don't sweat some rock rash, it's a badge of honor!!!! 98% of the people here have never even been off-road in the true sense!!!!!! (Don’t hate people, the truth hurts!  )
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10-11-2005, 12:35 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ed G.:
50 mph in deep sand? Yea, right. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uhhh huh huh... he said in deep. |
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