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03-23-2005, 09:59 PM
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I guess the love affair starts early:
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03-25-2005, 03:38 AM
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I really want to explain how that demonstration works. But I'm afraid to. The booger monster may get me again.  But it's something about protein deposits, luffa, suds... Heck, nevermind. 
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03-23-2005, 07:28 PM
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I want to punch that guy in the face. That's a crime.
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03-24-2005, 12:13 AM
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It's all in fun XM.
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03-24-2005, 02:22 PM
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03-23-2005, 07:53 PM
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YOU'RE A TOOL! And I'm pretty sure you drive THE UGLIEST VEHICLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Go do some arts & crafts with your other special friends  |
03-26-2005, 12:59 AM
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Whatever...Mosh girl wants some lotion from your humplumas.....
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03-26-2005, 01:11 AM
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Yeah, HUMPLUMAS!!! And that would be a from-unda bean..  LOL... |
03-23-2005, 08:19 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
Ok, now really...who here is showing the lower form of intelligence. Get off your high horse. I'm not in high school and have a great paying job by which I could afford an H2 if I wanted to. Don't be upset with me because you overpaid for an incapable monstrosity of a vehicle which you're probably stretching your budget just to make payments on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shouldn't you be on your paper route right now? Or do you have the AM route and work at Hot Dog on a Stick in the afternoon?
E-dodgeball is missing you, Abercrombie fag. Rent free, right Andy?
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03-25-2005, 04:44 PM
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I just saw these posts you sick little monkeys!!  I thought protein was good for the chest? Kenny!  .. |
03-23-2005, 08:23 PM
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Im flattered. This guy spends his hard earned money to express feelings about somebody else's truck. Look looser. Isnt your $$$ better spent on buying weed or crack or what ever it is you no doubt do. Maybe spend it on oh, I dont know, food for the family maybe milk for the kids. Why do this? Is this supposed to be some type of macho bull**** expression that makes you feel like a man? You mention you have a high paying job. Bad news looser, selling newspapers on the corner doest qualify. Please...go away. Go jerk off to a JEEP catalog. What ever floats your peas and carrots. Just go away!
Respectfully Yours.
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03-24-2005, 03:46 AM
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OK I guess I missed the humor.
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03-24-2005, 12:57 AM
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03-25-2005, 03:26 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There will be lotion rubbed, and it will be rubbed on your face. And it will be Ken's nutrient rich man-lotion. You've heard the stories about how ingesting it is good for your hair... well, rubbing it on your face will do wonders for your complexion. Just don't glue stick your eyes shut. |
03-24-2005, 02:04 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we?  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, we do. Homogheys. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
AWWWW MAN! I think I know this guy! I'm sure he drives a Jeep.
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03-23-2005, 08:02 PM
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the only thing stretching here is the width of the hole you are digging yourself into! Get out while you still can
BTW: what is "Stratching" is that an olympic sport? |
03-24-2005, 03:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. He is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. Is smokehose by hometown hereos and grace bible? If so...I'm down sometime next week as long as you guys promise not to jump me before i get in I live really close by. how's thursday? |
03-23-2005, 07:59 PM
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Given the amount of bling on your Jeep why would you even care about an H2? Those rims and tires only show your vehicle will never see any off roading what so ever. Do you even know where your 4WD shifter is located? You should have got "LV UR RS" instead so as you ride with your Honda Civic homeys they may give you some respect. Do you hate our H2's because we can actually afford one?
Go on admit it, if you could afford more than the $8,000 for the used '99 Jeep, a $100 bra, $200 worth or tinny chrome and $2000 wheels you would own the Hum Deville!
Go hang around on the Miata boards with other people of your type.
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03-23-2005, 10:14 PM
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Soc, that's too damned funny!
Squid, here's a little tease for ya.
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03-24-2005, 04:25 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
i'll be sure to park next to you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just don't look for his HUMMER. All that thing does is sit on the carpet in his garage, under a cover , so his wifey doesn't put boogers on it (long story ) Squid Glad to see you can handle defeat |
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