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11-14-2005, 11:26 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Recent experience with what? Wangs lurking in my pants or my ultra-sensitive Tran-Dar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wangs lurking in her pants!!, however the story on your ultra sensitive Tran-Dar might make for an interesting topic 
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11-07-2005, 02:21 AM
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Don't sweat it. With the introduction of the H3, the tide is in our favour. I give it another year before these haters will self destruct. The more Hummers out there, the more enragement.
This pleases me.
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11-11-2005, 03:36 AM
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Is there a Paragon Park down south too?
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11-14-2005, 05:09 PM
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I find Grinning at them and waving back tends to make them come unhinged.... If you dont give them the reaction that they expect they realize that they are the only ******* involved in the exchange of gestures.  |
11-14-2005, 11:03 PM
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I haven't brought out teh wang jokes for awhile. I felt like something was missing.  |
11-08-2005, 07:23 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dna:
I think we Hummer owners should start to flip the bird at all the 4 bangers out there, especially those ugly little Smart cars.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-14-2005, 11:28 AM
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Now that my wife has her H3, she's enjoying being 'number 1' as I've been whenever I drive my GMC HD2500 Crew Cab with the 8.1 liter big block. Some people are so ignorant when they ask me about fuel mileage - and they look a little perplexed when I tell them our fuel economy vehicle is the Hummer.
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11-14-2005, 03:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Arizona Hummerboy:
Blow them a Kiss, that allways works for me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's what I do too along with a big laugh. I love the enragement this gets.
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11-07-2005, 09:39 PM
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My wife gets the finger more than i do ....... wait let me re-phrase that. My wife gets flipped off more than i do. That really pisses me off. I have been pretty decent about it , like not punching anyone yet. But i can see its going to be a problem one of these days. Its sad people cant respect someone because they have some stereotype image of people , I try hard to make sure i give the same respect to someone driving a 1975 Datsun b-210 or a 2006 Mercedes. I wish these tree huggers would try the same.
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11-16-2005, 12:20 AM
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11-07-2005, 02:10 AM
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I feel your anger... Welcome to the club. next time swerve towards the idiot with the extended finger. Great fun there eyes get REAL BIg |
11-16-2005, 12:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
Oh yeah...c'mon...tell us all about your ultra-sensitive Tran-Dar. I don't even know what that is but I wanna hear about it.
Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-14-2005, 09:37 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
I like watching their face turn from deep red to white as they realize how big you really become as you move closer to their little pipsqueek of a car! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You're waaaay too nice. You'd never snap and tell anybody off or threaten anyone.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think there is some serious evil lurking in thats girls head
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11-07-2005, 09:27 AM
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Thanks guys. At first I was thinking, WTF? But the more I thought about it, the more it pissed me off.
Buy ya'll are right. No point doing something that will get me in jail or end up shooting someone. (stupid situations tend to escalate out of nowhere)
They're just haters, if it's a waste of money, it's MY waste of money... F_ck em!
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PS. Thanks Evan, still new to the H2 thing but fits right in with my personality. Big truck, little dick...lol.
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11-08-2005, 12:48 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I had a couple negatives this weekend. Friday night I heard a girl yell "ugly" as I drove by her and her friend. They were about 15. The windows were down so I got a quick "Bitch!" out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So Dan was there a MIRROR on the side of your hummer!! LMAO!!
I Love it when they flip me off!! I blow Kisses back at them!! The frist time I was flipped off was by some dolt in a minivan... He was across the intersection and I thought He was waving so I waved back! LOL!! Until I got through the intersectin. OOOOPS!! My bad!! No I just thank them... Usually I will yell F*CK you.. I mean..... THANK YOU!! LOL!!!
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11-14-2005, 03:31 PM
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So are local news runs a 5 minute seg on Hummers last night.I was shocked and most of it was actualy about that dumb a$$ site FUH2.com They spend 4 minutes and 50 seconds bashing and then the last thing they say is"oh ya the H2 gets about the same milage as other suv`s and trucks." "So its not all bad." FOOKERS !
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11-07-2005, 02:45 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
So I looked at the 2 guys the girls were with and said "do you guys like my hummer?" In unison the both said "yes". I smiled at the 3 girls and turned and walked away. Got back in the hummer...and drove away. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-14-2005, 06:08 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
I like watching their face turn from deep red to white as they realize how big you really become as you move closer to their little pipsqueek of a car! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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11-14-2005, 03:28 PM
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I don't get flipped off but some d!ck cut me off the other day
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I got flipped off again... what a bunch of jealous idiots.
