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11-14-2005, 07:22 PM
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11-14-2005, 07:33 PM
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Hmmmmm it could be a joke...but then again my daughter has bean bags in her room the size large boulders.It does seem kind of silly to post a help on the internet,But at the same time if someone lived close by they could possible lend a hand.
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11-14-2005, 05:58 AM
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How exactly is it stuck? Pictures? Do you need an H2 to rescue you? 
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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11-14-2005, 10:13 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
I have a nicely trimmed bean bag! not too hairy just right </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMG!!!! He's a ManGroomed METROSEXUAL!!! |
11-14-2005, 03:03 PM
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call onstar 
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11-14-2005, 05:41 AM
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So guys what do we do now? Me and some buds went off roading in SoCal today. Took a trial rated most difficult. It was the truth. After over coming many obsticals we made it to an impassable point. Huge boulders, soft cliffside. To say the least it freeking stuck! And there is no option to turn back. My hummer is only about 2000 yards from the main road. The fire department came out and tried to help but it was a lost cause. So now Im home and my hummer is mountainside. HOw do I get it out? Do you guys know of any hummer rescues? Or just a offroad rescue service?
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11-14-2005, 06:06 AM
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You'll never hear an H2'er complain about crap like that. That's really embarassing. Alot of your failure has to do with FEAR OF CARNAGE. Do it!
Go big or stay home. 
P.S. You'll get no sympathy unless you provide pics of said impassibility.
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11-14-2005, 04:23 PM
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I heard prayer works!!
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11-14-2005, 11:00 PM
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YOU GUYS HAVE HAIR ON YER NUTS?????? WEEEIIIRD!
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11-14-2005, 03:10 PM
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ROFLMFAO
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bender:
call onstar </div></BLOCKQUOTE> |
11-15-2005, 04:10 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
What's wrong with a little body hair?
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LMAO!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This String Has Gone Way Wrong............
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11-14-2005, 06:28 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by socalH3:
There is NO way a H2 would get to it. The trail is that bad. It just kept getting worse and worse. YOu can walk up to it, but its narrow and loose dirt and boulder. Right now my H3 is sitting on a boulder the size of a beanbag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh I get it. You're joking.
If you are that stupid and novice to off-roading, I hope you roll it down the cliff and end your useless contribution to the gene pool. Make sure you're inside your Jeep  when it happens.
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11-14-2005, 05:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JOE987:
Way to be asses when someone needs help </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Read between the lines. He's setting up for a dig.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by socalH3:
Right now my H3 is sitting on a boulder the size of a beanbag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He's sitting on a BOULDER the size of a BEANBAG. Like saying my H3 is stuck on a sidewalk curb.
Shut it JOE before you become our next meal.
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11-14-2005, 03:21 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bender:
call onstar </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I assume you are still under warranty. Onstar employs CH-54 Skycranes and can fly in and lift it out..... ooops, nope. Scratch that. There is only one hook on the rear of the H3, it would be out of balance, so that wouldn't work.
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11-14-2005, 09:46 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
kinda looks like the stuff under my balls though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is some seriously curdled fumunda cheese. Ever hear of the new invention called soap? You must be french. Did I just say french? I give up!!!!
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11-14-2005, 09:20 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
In times of trouble I sing this song. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Funny, but in Moab all you were singing was this song. |
11-14-2005, 05:30 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
I heard prayer works!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nope. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Tsunami & Katrina victims would probably have to say prayer does stink. |
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