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07-22-2005, 10:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Paradigm_Baan:
Hummer vehicles serve but one perpose, and that is hardcore offroading. But I dont see the point, when for the price you can build something that will outperform in all categories(except impressing particular women) and have something unique. I beleive that most of you probably own them because it makes you feel powerfull, and judging by the text i've siffted through so far, the h2 enthusiasts are a terrible kind of person. Probably the kind of people that consider suicide when turned down by a women. Are material items this important to each of you? That you set aside (if any) morals and/or sense of duty to the environment?
Anyone who would purchase one of these earth raping vehicles and drive it in a city or any urban area has already earned my contept. I despise you and anything that you stand for, if anything at all. Being so very sure that you( The all-powerfull "I") are a human of higher standards by self gain.
I also find it hilarious how each of you have approached this subject. I've only met one person who owned a hummer, hence the word "owned". It was misreable and he understood he'd made a mistake and sold it.
I think each of you should have a statue constructed and placed in your front lawn, so that you may be reminded each day how important you are to yourselves.
You people are the absolute worste that society has to offer.
This coming from someone with 7 digit bank account. Considering you would never beleive me, I guess mostly it does'nt matter. But I just want you people to know, having money for such items doesnt make you better than those who dont. I drive a range rover and my wife drives a 6 series bmw, but do you see us striking out at people for reasurrance of our self gain?
I'd like to think maybe one day each of you will become poor, and wind up washing dishes for a man who drives to work each day in a H2, and be sure that you thank this man, for contributing in such bizzare amounts to the disease of materialism, not to mention him fist ****ing out planet, and licking his fingers clean. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, Dave, you make a habit of running around lieing in forums. For what? 7 digits? **** you haven't seen seven digits if you included the 2 digits behind the decimal.
Sit your ass in Stroudsburg and talk about your little VW and leave the adult stuff to us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uh ohhhh. Someone just got own3d!!
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07-22-2005, 09:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
Admit it, you bought one as a stautus symbol because you don't posses the courage to talk to women, you'd rather have them drool over your shiny chrome GM parts bin grill. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
For the record, in my business I talk to women all day long and was very capable of doing that before I bought my H2. As a matter of fact, I don't care what they think of my "shiny chrome GM parts bin grill". The men on the other hand can drool all they want!
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07-22-2005, 04:02 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Oh yeah, my real car is VW 93 Corrado vr6 twin turbo, roughly 300whp. What a joy to drive drive comapred to this thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow! 300HP to the wheels? How do you control that thing! Another liberal foreign car lover I guess. I just bought a new Lexus GX470 and I want to push it off a cliff. This was my first and last Japanese car.
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07-22-2005, 08:35 PM
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ROTFLMAO 
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07-22-2005, 12:40 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
the water is squirting out from under the glove compartment, and the door sill on the passenger side makes a swishing sound. When i pulled the sill cover, there is a pool of water that runs off into the carpeting. This same issue is occuring on two H2's. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Your truck is trying to tell you:
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07-22-2005, 09:19 PM
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nice GT3 to the guy that posted it btw.
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07-22-2005, 10:33 PM
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Damn, another Abba-Dabba, Carpet Pilot, Clit-Chopper, Dirty Kneed, Fig Gobbling, Urban Turban, Slurpee-slinger trying to set us straight. What a sand scratcher.
It's about to get ugly, but I don't want to ruin the fun Mr. Pube-faced Q-tip.
Here's something I'm sure is familiar to you and your Roman Candle, Firecracker buddies:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
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07-22-2005, 10:42 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Paradigm_Baan:
Hummer vehicles serve but one perpose, and that is hardcore offroading. But I dont see the point, when for the price you can build something that will outperform in all categories(except impressing particular women) and have something unique. I beleive that most of you probably own them because it makes you feel powerfull, and judging by the text i've siffted through so far, the h2 enthusiasts are a terrible kind of person. Probably the kind of people that consider suicide when turned down by a women. Are material items this important to each of you? That you set aside (if any) morals and/or sense of duty to the environment?
Anyone who would purchase one of these earth raping vehicles and drive it in a city or any urban area has already earned my contept. I despise you and anything that you stand for, if anything at all. Being so very sure that you( The all-powerfull "I") are a human of higher standards by self gain.
I also find it hilarious how each of you have approached this subject. I've only met one person who owned a hummer, hence the word "owned". It was misreable and he understood he'd made a mistake and sold it.
I think each of you should have a statue constructed and placed in your front lawn, so that you may be reminded each day how important you are to yourselves.
You people are the absolute worste that society has to offer.
This coming from someone with 7 digit bank account. Considering you would never beleive me, I guess mostly it does'nt matter. But I just want you people to know, having money for such items doesnt make you better than those who dont. I drive a range rover and my wife drives a 6 series bmw, but do you see us striking out at people for reasurrance of our self gain?
I'd like to think maybe one day each of you will become poor, and wind up washing dishes for a man who drives to work each day in a H2, and be sure that you thank this man, for contributing in such bizzare amounts to the disease of materialism, not to mention him fist ****ing out planet, and licking his fingers clean. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just when you think you had one quarantine another one popped up  Ah huh, someone with a 7 digit bank account... that lives in YOmamascrib... telling us what he & his wife drives.. trying real hard with all the wisdom talk yet his statement is full of grammar & spelling errors?
Get lost troll.
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07-23-2005, 12:19 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Paradigm_Baan:
lol, jeez, what's wrong with you guys. im seriously really enjoying this, my company too. I never really meant to piss you guys off this much, but ima flow with it. yes, u ****, i am rich, but like i said before, it doesnt matter, stop even mentioning it. 2nd, its our companies router, and i cant even beleive you didnt make that connection, are you that stupid? um, man im bored, what else.....yeah uh, um, lol **** you guys, later </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh yeah, and have fun with your POS VW. Watch out for those Cobras.
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07-22-2005, 11:25 AM
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Do you realize how difficult it would be for it to "leak" water into the driver's side. In case you didn't get the responses to this guy's post, he is a troll.
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07-23-2005, 12:29 AM
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With all the new trolls we got in the last 24 hours, this paradigm-baan is by far the weakest. Next?
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07-23-2005, 05:13 AM
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Yes magi,
Go to bed you fudge packing camel jockey you. 
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07-22-2005, 09:24 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
yeah sure i don't have an H2. over rated junk, and you cant compare an H1 to an H2, one is utilitarian, and the other flash bling status symbol. nice GT3 to the guy that posted it btw. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Your ass is mine now, boy. Wait until you see how. You're really going to love this one.
I think I'm getting chub over this one. 
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07-22-2005, 07:37 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
The earth doesn't spin on americas axis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I knew it......Terrorist. 
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07-23-2005, 12:07 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Paradigm_Baan:
LOL like im the first person to make stuff up just to **** with people
What's funny is, well the 7 digit thing first of all. And those are two vehicles im lookin' into.
So what's so bad about posting in a random forum just to mess with people? A friend suggested I do, and I get bored I guess....but its funny tho, cause I actually pissed some of you off! You shouldnt let fake people on a web page upset you, it's just, sad....
Later </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!!! I told you so.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Paradigm_Baan:
lol, jeez, what's wrong with you guys. im seriously really enjoying this, my company too. I never really meant to piss you guys off this much, but ima flow with it. yes, u ****, i am rich, but like i said before, it doesnt matter, stop even mentioning it. 2nd, its our companies router, and i cant even beleive you didnt make that connection, are you that stupid? um, man im bored, what else.....yeah uh, um, lol **** you guys, later </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And I'm sure that your boss is going to be soooo happy to hear you're bringing trouble to their system. Can you say unemployment?
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07-22-2005, 11:41 PM
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LOL like im the first person to make stuff up just to **** with people
What's funny is, well the 7 digit thing first of all. And those are two vehicles im lookin' into.
So what's so bad about posting in a random forum just to mess with people? A friend suggested I do, and I get bored I guess....but its funny tho, cause I actually pissed some of you off! You shouldnt let fake people on a web page upset you, it's just, sad....
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07-22-2005, 09:34 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
Thank you for your response Craig. For all you hater's who think this is a joke, and want to make make racial slurrs, and are throwing the word cock around, well, I think you might be the ones that need a head examination (insecure about your homosexuality). I drive this vehicle as a company work truck, and quite frankly, with only 12 thousand miles on it, I can honestly say it is a pos. And printed on the insurance card, the vehicle is insured as a GMC Suburban. So, all of you with your 8mpg roving status symbol need a reality check. General Motors cannot build a vehicle to save their lives (as witnessed by their recent GM employee discount to america).The company is grabbing at vines to stay afloat (purchasing of Saab, Hum-Vee etc.) Go spend $60.00 for a fill up to look cool for teenagers. From what i have seen of the profiles here there are few who actually use their H2's for serious off roading. In that regard It could be assumed that their are some serious enthusiasts that love their trucks, but a fully prepped Jeep Wrangler will eat it alive off road. Thank god this glitzy hunk of sheet metal and chrome is a tax write off. Oh yeah, my real car is VW 93 Corrado vr6 twin turbo, roughly 300whp. What a joy to drive drive comapred to this thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
the water is squirting out from under the glove compartment, and the door sill on the passenger side makes a swishing sound. When i pulled the sill cover, there is a pool of water that runs off into the carpeting. This same issue is occuring on two H2's. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
I own two insurance businesses and we use the CLUE computer system which is and industry standard and Hummers H1, H2, and H3 are listed under AM General in the Database. H1 and H2 are built by AM General at the Mishawauka plant. You are definatley a dip**** magi115 and Corrado are super charged not turbo ****nut! And the plastic wipers at the ends of the compressor blades wear out often bad design car leaks oil always. Had one brand new in 1993 got rid of it in 1994. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow i have never seen such a low level if ignorant american dip****s on the internet at one time. First of all, My corrado is a 93 SLC. I installed a garrett t3/04 turbo system with a fmic(front mount intercooler) and plenty of other mods that i wont even bother explaining right now (your heads might explode). The G60 Corrado is a 1.8 litre supercharged dumfuk. And as far as the Doctor quote, if you don't get it, then it's pointless to explain, and your obviously so out of the loop of current events and social consciousness that you deserve to stay uneducated and fall victim apathy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
It's such a shame that most of you have so much faith in these ****box trucks. Admit it, you bought one as a stautus symbol because you don't posses the courage to talk to women, you'd rather have them drool over your shiny chrome GM parts bin grill. And just for the record my raddo TT has 225k miles on it, and is a daily driver. None of you television bred trendy ****sticks will ever reach 200k with your H2's. The GM vortech motor is a straight up piece of ****. Wheres all the torque? Even Fords of similar cubic inches produce more torque, don't even think about including high powered euro's in the discussion, as they're on a level that none of you are even remotley ready to experience. Load your mind before shooting your mouth, *******s. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
ahaha, typical elitist attitude scum**** americans. The Bush family loves you guys. Keep letting them steal your money. Maybe the terrorists won't bother with you because you drive a Hummer. Yeah, they'll pass right by you out of the sheer fear of your big truck. I came here with a simple problem and everyone has to cop a tough guy attitude. Pousers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
ahahah. Wheel horsepower and 1/4 mile times are two completly different things now aren't they? This is why a 160 HP MK2 GTi 16v walks away from an 8 cylinder Camaro. 3.2 litre GTi R32 runs the same 1/4 mile time as the Pontiac GTO, which is an Australlian based vehicle. The earth doesn't spin on americas axis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
yeah sure i don't have an H2. over rated junk, and you cant compare an H1 to an H2, one is utilitarian, and the other flash bling status symbol. nice GT3 to the guy that posted it btw. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just making sure nothing gets changed. 
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07-22-2005, 11:05 PM
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I figured out why magi115 is so filled with homosexual hostility.
Here's a picture of his elder male relatives:
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07-22-2005, 11:06 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Lastly, I happened to pick up a brand new GT3 just a few months ago, which I personally consider a "high powered euro", please do enlighten me to the "level that none of you are even remotely ready to experience." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ya.....Ya.....You can hang with us.
Very nice Porsche. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks and I will take the offer of hanging with you guys one of these days. I've been wanting to go to Moab for the longest time but with a newborn, it can be tough to arrange a 1500 miles roadtrip. Let alone the off-roading part. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL! You're not alone.  Most of us have rugrats too. 
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07-22-2005, 11:52 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Induction Concepts:
Yea, I saw the posts, but I don't know him so I was reserving judgement, you know, kind of 'benefit of the doubt' type deal.
I have seen a cracked heater core leak in both floorboards first-hand. It was a major leak though, like 5 miles / gallon of water lost. This was not on an H2 though. I was just offering a suggestion of possibilities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, right now I have my entire dash out and can see everything. It's just not a very easy thing for water to get to the driver's side because the A/C
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