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07-08-2005, 02:23 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did I hear Scotch? Have you tried that Compass Box - Peat Monster yet?
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07-07-2005, 07:19 PM
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Is that what you call it now old man?
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07-07-2005, 06:58 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
What time? I'm at the gym until after 7.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended. 
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go? ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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07-08-2005, 04:02 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.
Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...
K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So can the right kind of champagne. cough.. cough... laugh... cough....
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07-08-2005, 07:42 PM
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<span class="ev_code_WHITE">I know who needs one of these stickers.</span> |
07-07-2005, 12:36 PM
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I thought the small willy thing was for a guy in a Vette?
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07-08-2005, 01:18 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."
The plate said "GOTAHUM". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now I LIKE that one!!
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07-08-2005, 07:45 PM
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...drove over one too many curbs, said one too many things and fought too many fights on the agave... the wife has forbidden it!!
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07-07-2005, 07:19 PM
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I found a collection of bumper stickers, but sorry, none were Hummer related.
Anyway, here they are. A few are pretty funny...
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07-08-2005, 12:46 PM
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I saw a license plate frame on an H2 that said:
"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."
The plate said "GOTAHUM".
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07-08-2005, 03:01 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.
Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...
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07-07-2005, 07:29 PM
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That's some funny stuff! Some even worthy to stick on my bumper.
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07-08-2005, 01:47 PM
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I have this one but still hesitate to put it on.
"Compensating for my small...Children!"
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07-07-2005, 04:05 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.
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07-07-2005, 08:29 PM
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Get a room
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07-08-2005, 02:26 AM
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lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here...
no nose hair'd.... K
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07-07-2005, 05:04 PM
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Uh oh  , Drty and Smyley sittin' in a tree. |
07-07-2005, 03:24 AM
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07-08-2005, 03:59 AM
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I have to address this throw-up garbage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I'd like for you to get it muddy so I could rinse it off with some beer whiz. </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Smyley:
Is that what you call it now old man? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Something funny, and fishy, is going on here.
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