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Off to the drugstore, gotta get me some GoldBond for the boys!!! THANK JESUS FOR THE SUBARU FORUMS, Just dropped me a Gawd Bomb!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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01-13-2005, 06:27 PM
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IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it!
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Quote "I got a rough case of the itch a while back from some nearly terminal testicular humidity & bought some Tinactin to take care of bizness. Hopped out of shower, sprayed while still damp, and almost had to shut my boys in a car door to make them feel better.
Anyway, am on my way to CVS for some GB right now. Itch is gone, but my guerillas in the mist need some pixie dust..."
Laughing MAO...6 months and 15 page thread
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01-17-2005, 12:28 AM
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And TAZ... I can understand some wimp-ass pasty faced Canadian from where the sun never shines and the temperature tops out at -0- never trying or having a need to dust-his-nuts. So hats off to Dennis for bringing the boys out of the jungle. But Arkansas where the humidity bottoms out at 98%??? You're missing it Sir.
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Reading that thread is like driving by a bad accident... you wanna look away, but you can't. It's the end of the world as we know it.
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You got to admit it's entertaining and funny as hell. P.S. I use Green!
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01-18-2005, 12:58 AM
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Oppps! Sorry Shags.......
WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!
Better?
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Jeez , how come we never have topics like this .
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So I bought some of this Gold Bond stuff, not the High-Octane version, and gave it a try on the good ole' bawls. Nice. Very nice.
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HOLLY ****!!! Moderator! Moderator, please remove that disgusting photo of Dennis' pee-pee!!
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This may be way before some of Your time but, when I played football in high school and had some bad bad bad stuff called Atomic Balm. Everyone was always trying to put it in a jock or some other personal affect. I mean this stuff was good if You used it right. Just a little dab would do Ya on Your aching muscle and worked well. I got lucky and know one got Me. Back in those days which we are talking ancient history here I was know for fighting and boxing in the off season so, I think they were afraid to mess with my stuff. It was some really bad stuff with the wroung hands getting a hold of the jar. It was real gooie almost the consistency of tub of bearing grease. If You did get it put on in a tender spot or used to much even on arms or legs You could do nothing except let it run it's course. You could not get it off. I made the mistake one time but never again of putting it on My thigh muscle and rapping it with Ace bandage and went out to practice. In just a little while coach asked Me why My face and eyes were red and I was almost in tears it was burning so bad. I found out Your not to rap it if Your using it for warming up muscle, the hard way. He sent Me in to take rap off and the trainer looked at My leg and the stuff had made blisters on My leg.
I used it very carefully from then on. I also figured I was not going to put someone thru that so as team captain I tried to put a stop to it jock attacks.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Holy ****!!! Shouldnt that be in the Woodshed??? Thank god I didnt look at that while i was at work. A warning of some sort would have been nice Dennis.
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I know...just kidding Guess Dennis is lost for words! (Yeah, right). Or maybe he's outside with his nuts in the snow.  
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DRTY just sent me his results. He was lazy. He dipped his.
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Ohhh no. Dennis decided to take TAZ' suggestion and went underground to the Subaru meeting. Got all caught up in it and couldn't resist trying it. Of course he went right to the Blue.
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Ken, is that you on the left?
I thought that you got along with your wife!
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