H2 SUT Selling in Canada Surprise Unveiling Today.

[DennisAJC]

Well I'm off to pick up the demo! I'll post pics as soon as I can!

DRTY,
Don't want to argue with you. But you can be a dick sometimes. I think you privately masturebate to Hillary's pictures from time to time.

[Buckeye Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>As may compadre XCalibur does, I also do work for the General. So I would definately absorb the knowledge/information brought forth to this forum by both of us. We do not post information for speculation, we post this info so potential and current HUMMER owners can enjoy whats to come in the future for the entire HUMMER brand<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Toaster,

This is an old post of yours. Just because you work for GM or AMG doesn't mean you know what's going on. My father is a GM retiree (33 years) and never knew when things were introduced, delivered, new changes nothing. All you get is some stupid newsletter, many of which I have seen, that have information that everyone knows already. Maybe you should drive to Canada to check and then we'll know sure.

[SUTJim]

Canadians are liars! here are his pics brightened up

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner

[DennisAJC]

Hold on,

I'll go outside and try to take better pics.

[Buckeye Hummer]

Well you guys can lay off Dennis because apparently you'll be able to see them soon depending on where you are. I was out on the trail yesterday so missed all of this talk but I met up with a friend of mine who works on Hummers (primarily H1's) who said he was picking up his SUT next week (he's going to tear it apart, soup up the engine blah, blah and show it). The same thing happened with the H2 when it came out. They sent them by train to the West Coast for the launch. I guess they believe it's best to launch them in California. I can only believe they're in Canada first because of a delivery mishap to California. My H2 was delayed about 3 weeks. I would keep calling and they would say it's on its way. If you have one on order I would think you should have it soon.

[argonaut]

At least I don't have a flat wife...

[DennisAJC]

NO RICHIE! WAIT!!!

I`ll ppppost them soon. Just wwwwait.

Anyone know how to shrink the size on the photos??? I`m having a hard time since they`re too big.

[argonaut]

Dennis is a stupid liar...

[DRTYFN]

Dennis, are you trying to figure out how to scan your Etch-A-Sketch?

[DRTYFN]

With a handful of sandpaper.
Can you imagine having to listen to that god damn voice of her's for any prolonged period of time? The suicide rate would skyrocket.
have you ever heard that bitch get racheted up? HORRIFYING!!!

[InfamousTeeDog]

Okay Buckeye you want to know how I know this whole thread is a joke? Drag Racer told me about the "little Prank" they were going to pull. Now that they have blatently misinformed and mislead all of you guys, I though it was time to put an end to this ridiculousness. It was funny at first to watch you guys drool all over yourselves but now it is just juvenille. Oh by the way Buckeye, you can go ahead and keep on believing that the Canadian's are shapening their ice skates at night planning for an invasion with their newly delivered H2' SUT "Concepts". I'll just laugh with the rest of the fellas that made all of you guys believe in an event that couldn't possibly be happening due to true intellect, logic and reasoning.

"If you build it, they will come"

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MAC:
...but he can certainly be your PM.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Penis Monkey?

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SUT on order 12/02. 12 months down, 6 to go!
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[DRTYFN]

Does your camera have a flash, or were you using a candle?

[NJ H2]

Don't you have a neighbor with a Dig Camera w/flash, that likes you and would snap some PICS?

H2 MODS:
Xtremeflow Exhaust, Power Flash Programmer, Xtremeflow Intake, Hella Bixenons, Polished Skid Plate, Chrome OEM Wheels, Chrome Driving Light Bezels, Rosen R6500

[MAC]

He's a fake, a phony, he ain't got nothing. Don't give me any black in black photo. I tell ya, you cannot trust these Canadians. Something about the rain and snow messed them up. I say let's invade them, send the paintball division.

I had lunch with a few guys today, one of guys said he saw the SUT driving on the street in San Jose. If that is true, SUTs are out there already.

[argonaut]

I heard that today too. I don't understand why Canada though. Maybe they are checking for rust problems with Canadian test mules? Can you buy cars in Canada as a US citizen? If so, I might buy one. I will be the first dude in town with an SUT... cool.

[DRTYFN]

Just be sure NOT to post the pics of you using your outhouse.

[argonaut]

damn canadarians. Steve, ban this *******.

[RichieM]

Dennis Thnaks for the offer! I emailed you go check it.

[WORKING_CLASS_HERO]

These should keep us busy for a bit...


Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.


A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."


Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.


In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling


Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...


How many newfees does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.


What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...


When a Canadian thinks of Hell...he wonders what the heating bill must be.


An Ontarion, British Columbian and Newfee were on top of a cliff.

Suddenly, with a puff of smoke a genie appeared before them. The genie told the three men that if they jumped off the cliff, they'd land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping.

First to jump was the Ontarian. He accelerated towards the edge, jumped as far as he could whilst yelling 'MONEY!'. Sure enough, he landed in a mountain of cash and was filthy rich the rest of his life.

Next up was the British Columbian. He ran as fast as he could, jumped off the cliff and screamd, "GOLD!"
Sure enough, he landed in a huge pile of gold and was an instant Billionaire.

Then the Newfee ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards...

"SHIIIIITTTT!!!"


An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."


Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, the embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students. "You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."
"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time..."


Why does a Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.


What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.


Why do Newfie dogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars.