My first(only?) H2 accident.

[MAC]

Ford Granada, that was the number one selling car 25 years ago, and is still very popular in Mexico. I am deeply touched by the offer. I'll get back to you on that, don't call me, I'll call you.

What about Mexico, or Tiajuana? don't tell me none of you ever drove to Mexico? Is it wise for me to drive my new Hummer into Tiajuana and down the Baja coast? is it safe? must I sleep in the Hummer or hire few Mexican police to stand guard while I go eat or sleep.

So far 2.5 months/3000 miles, we have not spend more than 30 minutes in any Hummer drive. We are planing to spend a few days on an Hummer road trip. Its about 10 hours from here to Mexico or to Las Vegas.

[SONA]

let THEM go shopping... sit back and drink cool ones all day at the beach bar... the Key's are in the 80's still this time of year. Just do the babewatch thing and try not to think of how much money they are spending, "barkeep, I think I'll have another......"

"Let me show you my gun collection"

[MAC]

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves....

[HummerGirl]

Girl...that's called the "girl next door!!"

yeah...I hate living down here in such an ignorant population. Remember, most folks around my neck of the woods think Harry Potter is the devil in disquise.

Can I come live in your state?...South Dakota would even be a blessing. Hmmm If I could only move away to normal people like you guys.

Guess I will keep on dreaming...ahhhmmm..

And Kelley I know you are'nt anything like my Southern discription at all!! Not sure where I fall into category? Not quite a tomboy but not a girlie girl either??? We will have to come up with a new category.

~amy
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[SONA]

I know we have not spoken directly, but I have followed the laments of fellow H2 owners and feel like I know how much they all missed you, and beat the crap out of you when you suddenly disappeared, thinking that your departure was something other then a normal course of life events. Let that be a lesson to us all. Welcome home...

"Let me show you my gun collection"

[Kevin B]

Hey MAC I live 40 minutes from Mexico so Ill tell you what.Drive to Poway leave the H2 with me and Ill loan you my prized Ford Granada for the trip.I find they have a real appreciation and respect for that ride down there.The a/c is inop. but that time of year it should be no factor.P.S. please fix the bumper before we make the switch [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[HummerGirl]

Ha that's too funny about the chicklet teeth!!!

We know a girl who has chicklets for front teeth! Quite funny!!!

~amy
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[MAC]

We have been to Ensenada by ship, that was a disappointment. My memory of that trip was the store with a huge sign that says: "WE CHEAT LESS HERE!" A friend lost his bag of new camcorder and 4 beautiful blue American passports, he refused to give up, and he knew which guys took them. Police did not care, but he managed to get the passports back with a $100 reward cash, and got back on the ship exactly 1 minute before sailing.

Thank you very much for the valuable info. Since this is a family vacation, I have decided to stay in North of the Border, it is only logical.

[HummerGirl]

Hey Mac...better brush up on your emoticon skills...I learned how to make my own while you were gone. You need to check them out. I think the post was "H2 animations" and don't forget to check out Steve's home videos of his H2.

~amy
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[MAC]

I just read about Arizona's rear-end accident, that was nasty, but fortunately they came out okay. There is no comparison to my minor driveway bump, that is what a bumper is for. I am quite surprised at how cheap to replace the Hummer bumpers.

I scanned down the titles of past posts, there is no way I am going to be able to read the posts I missed in 2 weeks. Its like walking back into a party where everyone is busy talking and joking nonstop. I'll just start fresh.

[Dan]

Hummergirl, you forgot "Chicklet teeth"...

[Zing]

Now that's what I like to see! Both Mac and Hummergirl chatting again on the forum. If I may quote again from our favorite and beloved family TV show...

"You have to max out the good times with the ones you love." --T. Soprano

Welcome back, Mac, hope you had a good trip.

[Steve R]

For MAC or anyone thinking of taking it south of the border: I've made about 20 trips down to Ensenada and the like area over the last 3 years...and have had no problems. I think it comes down to 2 issues; the environment and the human factor.

The environment. I drive down to San Diego and then enter at Tijuana. From there I continue south on a toll-road known as highway 1. This road is smooth and runs like the autobahn. It'll cost ya about 1.60 per gate, and there's only about 4 gates to pay at. I then stay at a hotel that has an inside parking court with a guard. No problems, very safe...wish our roads were as nice as that Hwy 1 toll-road.

Beyond Ensenada your on the original road. Gas stations can be sparse and I've heard a common trick is you'll be told they have gas coming in the morning and your forced to stay the night at their hotel. If traveling distance, I'd plan on carrying additional can of gas!

There's lots of good 'wheelin' to do with great landscape to enjoy. You'll be hailed as a GOD in every town you enter...and don't be surprised when kids try to climb on/in your rig. I almost blended in with my old '87 Jeep...but a Hummer is downright insane decadence...they'll expect money to freely fall with each step you take. Keeping to this issue...no problems with the terrain, you'll be fine and your tires won't fall apart.

The Human factor. Lots of cars are stolen there. Your American Insuarnce MAY NOT APPLY the moment you cross the border; check it out first! Mexican insurance is available....but on a limited basis: I never had a problem, but my buddy says the more expensive cars are often unable to find coverage...it's like a given that they'll be stolen! I've not yet taken my Hummer south....but I've thought of it.

The stories you hear about crooked cops and fraud down there is somewhat true! The H2 is probably the dream-rig of any skumbag down there. I have friends who have had things 'planted' on their vehicles and were hosed-down for what cash they had in thier pockets. I'm not trying to scare you...but if they 'find' something, or you vilate some law...they'll impound your rig and then it can get ugly. I've never had that problem...but it does happen....just keep yourself clean. DO NOT CARRY A GUN; you'll be imprisoned for years!

On the flip side...they want tourism and don't want rumors of this such thing from getting out and spoiling their potential future income.

Hope that helps! I'm gonna head to Taco Bell...all this south of the border talk has made me hungry!

I would be interested in being part of an Ensenada run come this spring. I can get us an awesome rate on a secure hotel right in town. We can charter our own boat and nail the yellowtail, and then we could explore as a group offroad. Safety in numbers amigo's!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[DIANE]

Sorry about your mishap but happy to see that you are back.

[HummerGirl]

add this to your "Guide to Southern Women" in the notes section...

Tomboy=a female that is similar to Dike or Lesbian, but dates/marrys men without bisexual tendencies. Also known to have unibrow and moustache. Flannel and class two fork lift licenses are commonly held.

Hee hee...I guess Tomboy can be a regional thing and have different meanings across the board.

~amy
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