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12-12-2003, 11:30 PM
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Anna, we feel your pain. Ever since you dumped Argo Jason the Homo tiny dick, he's been hanging around here. What can you tell us about him. More data please. Do you have any fun pictures? We are on your side.
From your other posts, I know you care about our environment as much as we do, we want you to know that we care, and GM cares. Not only 20% of all Hummer sales goes toward the Sierra Club, but it has been the policy of the Hummer Club that Hummer members do not use cell phones, which is the main cause for the ozone layer problem and gas station explosions. I was told the 2005 Hummer H2 is expected to achieve 27.6 MPG with the new highly improve 2.6 engine, we should be all very proud of that.
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12-13-2003, 10:57 PM
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Is this why Argo drinks sooooo much?
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12-12-2003, 11:55 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I swear I don't know this Hummer Grrl. I have never met her before. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Because she does not exist 
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12-13-2003, 06:33 PM
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Sorry Argo,
I told my wife about Seattle.
She's afraid you might ass pummel me.
If it helps you, I'm in my boxers in front of the fireplace having a nice coco. 
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12-12-2003, 10:00 PM
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I'm glad they are now making urinals like that. Now the head of my er ah "winky" won't have to touch the cold tile floor anymore!
It's not the motion of the ocean...It's the size of the ship that counts!!!!....(cue foghorn)
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12-12-2003, 09:07 PM
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Whatever. Screw you whoever you are. I never dated any Anna. I don't know the girl in those pics (although i would like to)
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12-14-2003, 02:46 PM
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I'd still make grumpy unless Flipper came out of the water and clapped and did his dolphin squeak to tell me not to pollute my shorts.
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12-13-2003, 11:33 PM
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So where are her pictures she is so upset about... is she naked or what? why the fuss?
"Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid." "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life
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12-12-2003, 09:40 PM
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that pic is frightening... lol
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12-12-2003, 10:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
Jason, another Jason! Is Jason of the Argonauts and Jason the Butcher the same Jason? Are Anna and HummerGRRL lesbians? Do they use the woman’s urinal above? Is Jason, Jason, HummerGRRL and Anna involved in a 4 way swinger relationship? Is Dennis involved? Are there any Doritos in the room? Is Dirty in the swingers club?
Or is this really Steve R venting his frustrations at having to play nice now he is a moderator?
So many questions!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can you run that by me again? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think there's a cup on the tip of the hose where the women can tinkle.
If you see one Alec...It's not a Breathalyzer.
Anna, can you prove yourself....PICS of you and Argo????
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12-13-2003, 06:12 PM
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It takes a special person to pretend to be a woman. For straights, after awhile it gets scary or sick to talk and write and pretend to be a woman flirting with other men. This HummerGRRL is a fake and a guy, which is ok, he is having fun and we all are. I have to agree with Drtyfn, this HummerGRRL is homosexual. Before anyone jump up and down to defend gays, lesbians and transgenders, don't waste your time, they are okay with me as long as they don't touch me or try to convert me.
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12-13-2003, 03:37 AM
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I`m telling you Alec...It`s a BREATHALIZER!
Next time you see one. Place it firmly to your face...Take a deep inhale......Then exhale...or puke.
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12-14-2003, 06:57 PM
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If I was on a surfboard, and saw that big "fish" in the water. I'd be ****ting bricks.
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12-13-2003, 05:13 AM
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Hey guys, I'm not myself right now (too many beers), but come on, leave me alone. I'm straight as an arrow, but I did have a gay roommate for awhile. he was cool. he was the best at getting chicks. I would always get laid when we went out because girls love gay guys. And yes, they really were girls. No male anything. I don't know who is pretending to be Anna, but whatever. All this **** is getting pinned on me because I'm the young Lush of the group. fine, whatever. we will see saturday won't we Dennis. No gayness here, but if she doesn't show, I know the hot spots in seattle to get us some hot women for the night (not paid sickos)
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12-14-2003, 08:33 AM
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Well debate away! It's a shark.
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12-12-2003, 10:00 PM
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What's more frightening is after I talk to your Dad.
If this is what you've come down to, I'm lucky I dumped you. By the way, I told Carl my boyfriend? You remember him. You better hope he doesn't catch your skinny butt.
This is my last post. Good Luck to you all!
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12-14-2003, 04:29 AM
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Oh yeah? Well here's someone on a surfboard that's about to make grumpy in his wetsuit.
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12-13-2003, 03:56 AM
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Hey, is this you Argo, or your (ex) girlfriend?
Trolls are usually depicted as mean. But, maybe they just don't know how to make friends with us because we're so easily scared by anything which is different and outside our control. The sad thing is that trolls, despite their frightening appearance, actually are very gentle creatures.
Anyway, one of you is on your back. And what is up the NOSE  ?
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12-13-2003, 06:39 PM
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Anna/Argo/HummerGRRL:
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12-12-2003, 10:25 PM
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What if the other woman has a yeast infection? Or a period?
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