H2 vs JEEP End all showdown in MOAB VIDEO!

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

and you all got it wrong, i hold the sign for lil ceasars 5 dollar hot n readys.

Congratulations on your promotion! You're burger flippin' days are over. Keep up the good work and you might make store manager someday. Can you imagine that? A store manager who own three trucks? You'll be a total chick magnet.

[KenP]

I don't care if you, or anyone else mods a truck, just compare apples to apples, stock to stock.

Stock 4 Runner vs stock H2
Stock Sammie vs stock H2
Stock Tundra vs stock H2
Stock X-Terra vs stock H2

Didn't you see the pic of our truck? It's been "adjusted". I have no problems with mods, but be real. A full on beater buggy vs a daily driver....

Come on... Those little Alibaba things are going to go everywhere and anywhere. Of course they can't pass inspection and be driven comfortably everyday...

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4. till then i'll leave you to think that anyone who doesn't roll burritos for a living drives a hummer.

80k posts in 4 years... dude, get out, get some sun.

So I've done a lot of troll whacking - Big deal. You've done a lot of burger flipping.

Here's a little FYI on the 80K- it's called an admin adjustment.

[sj-x 500]

fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.

you have intimacy issues, don't you

[sj-x 500]

you wish you were Freud.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

you wish you were Freud.

hey mullet-boy.

nice ride you got there

[PARAGON]

Reasons To Live In British Columbia1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
10. Cannabis

[DennisAJC]

Paragon,

You forgot this........

[sj-x 500]

just got the pic of your cattle hauler there farm boy

[KenP]

It's funny that we all sit here minding our own business, discussing all things Hummer, but it becomes quickly obvious that we live rent-free in so many other groups heads. They just can't stay away.

This week it's the rusted Alibabas, next week we'll hear from the FJ/KY losers, then some more Heepers will come over, followed by the ....

Sheez, we don't do that. I guess we just don't feel threatened by other trucks and they sure as hell don't live in our heads.

[sj-x 500]

or is this your secret project you've been hiding from other members cuz it's "modded"

[PARAGON]

You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

[sj-x 500]

this must be on every hummer owners wish list.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Paragon,

You forgot this........

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_k...jump_page.html

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues,

Hahaha Skipster. You'se a funny one!!

BTW - The old "anger management" jargon for internet wars went out in 2004. But thanks for playing.

Would you mind posting some pics of your mullet? We have a library here and I'd like to add you to the collection. Thanks again sweetie!

[sj-x 500]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_k...jump_page.html

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

[sj-x 500]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Thanks again sweetie!

so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie

Raaarh11!!! Calm down, sweetums.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.