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Old 10-28-2003, 02:12 AM
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DenisAJC,,,could you please speak English and not gibberish; and i quote..."side with a bung hole who has a sig like that...You have a tawyt body...yesh yesh....tawyt...lawyk a tawyger"
------------------------------------- Yohan Van Der Shmut"...thats ridiculous
My path is nasty..i dont think u understand. I have the h2 for wheeling, the s55 for speed, the 330xi for the wife and the path for the son. dont question me ever. thank you

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Old 10-28-2003, 02:44 AM
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Bender,

No problems with the H2, POS BMW or your Benz. But since you replied with the no sig.

I guess you agree having Lowered Pathfinder on your sig would make you my target and essentially ma bitch.

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Old 10-28-2003, 02:52 AM
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What cars do you have Denis?

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Old 10-28-2003, 03:08 AM
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1 - 03 Pewter H2 Nude
1 - 03 Range Rover Dressed
38 - Chevy Astro Van
12 - Pontiac Firefly
4 - 1 Ton Chevy Cube
2 - Volvo Crane Semi
1 - 45` Sea Ray
1 - 40` Winnie
2 - Tricycles

You had to ask....And it`s Mr. Dennis to you.

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Old 10-28-2003, 04:07 AM
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Denis Jr.
if that is what u want to get into...

04 White H2 Lux NAV Air Susp
04 S55 Benz
02 BMW 330xi
03 Nissan Path
98 Nissan Altima
03 Chevy AstroVan
98 Ford F150 Pickup
00 Ford Ranger
00 Ford E350 Van
85 JCB 1400 ExtraDig Backhoe
95 JCB 1700 ExtraDig Backhoe
1 2001 YZ 125 MX Bike
1 2002 YZ 125 MX Bike
and lets not forget...98 38" Fountain...twin merc 550s and a lot of balls...

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Old 10-28-2003, 04:42 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>98 38" Fountain...twin merc 550s and a lot of balls...
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38"???? RC? My son has something similar.
Impressive collection of Junk you got there Bender. Comparing apples and raisins are we?
Don`t bother, it`ll go nowhere.

John Bender.....You get teased alot in school?

My new Bender style Sig....
1 - 03 Pewter H2 Nude
1 - 03 Range Rover Dressed
38 - Chevy Astro Vans
12 - Pontiac Fireflys
4 - 1 Ton Chevy Cubes
2 - Volvo Crane Semis
1 - 45` Sea Ray
1 - 40` Winnie
2 - Tricycles

P.S. - Mercs suck.

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Old 10-28-2003, 06:00 AM
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wow,,,kill yourself denis and do everyone a favor buddy. "dressed and nude" what the hell kind of descriptions are those for your cars??? its a pleasure to be talking to u on this wonderful board. canada...thats pretty sad, but explains it all!

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Old 10-28-2003, 06:11 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnB.AU.:
DRTYFN.._STOP YOUR BITCHING PLEASE!_ IT IS SO annoying, you have no idea. If you want to act like an arrogant A$$HOLE, then do it somewhere else. God damn!

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John R. Benda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoa there stud-muffin!! Did you get sand in your panties and your crack is sore?

Arrogant *******? ME? Look at your friggin' pompous signature line!!! Talk about an arrogant ****, why don't you start with yourself, you tool. Why don't you put down how many square feet your house is , or how much property you have or your bank account balance or something else monetarily related that you think should impress people?

"What cars do you have Denis?

John R. Benda" Do you even look at what you're typing? You just got done calling me arrogant and then you're calling Dennis(deluded religious wacko) out as if to dare him to compare his cars to your "far superior" cars.

Did you even look at what I was ranting about or did you just want to pick a fight?
Don't get all feisty with me because you still feel inadequate because no one looks at you in any of your vehicles. Probably because you're an ******* and they can smell you coming.

Now if you want to come back tomorrow and sheepishly say that you were having a really bad day and you needed to vent and took it out on us then that's fine and everything will be hunky-doorie.
But if you persist.... Then let the spankings begin!!!
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:16 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnB.AU.:
wow,,,kill yourself denis and do everyone a favor buddy. "dressed and nude" what the hell kind of descriptions are those for your cars??? its a pleasure to be talking to u on this wonderful board. canada...thats pretty sad, but explains it all!

John R. Benda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why don't you go f' yourself with something really sharp, you little prick!
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:32 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnB.AU.:
DenisAJC,,,could you please speak English and not gibberish; and i quote..."side with a bung hole who has a sig like that...You have a tawyt body...yesh yesh....tawyt...lawyk a tawyger"
------------------------------------- Yohan Van Der Shmut"...thats ridiculous
My path is nasty..i dont think u understand. I have the h2 for wheeling, the s55 for speed, the 330xi for the wife and the path for the son. dont question me ever. thank you

John R. Benda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that because your wife questions you when you wear women's clothes?


Hey, you opened the door. Now I'm gonna walk back & forth through it.



Ohhh, you little puss. You just signed out and didn't reply. Party-pooper I was looking to test you out before beddy-by.
I feel bad for your family if you act like this in public.
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Old 10-28-2003, 10:18 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnB.AU.:
...dont question me ever. thank you

John R. Benda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



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Old 10-28-2003, 02:35 PM
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I apologize to you guys. But as you can see JohnB.AU. started it, so he gets the royal troll treatment. I'll tone down the language but not the tenderizing.
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Old 10-28-2003, 02:48 PM
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Maybe if you use more language like the following:

Darn It
Fooey
Whippersnapper
Nincumpoop
Poop

It would go kind of like this:

Darn it John B. You are such a nincumpoop. We all say Fooey on you. Why did you come here with this attitude? Did you Poop your diaper?

Maybe this would be more fun,
Or maybe not.

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*Ancient Microwave with Metal Rack (don't understand)
*Klein Mtn. Bike that I never ride
*Chiminia (Garaged until the fires stop here)
*Wallet with no money/1 credit card and a Ralph's discount card I can't use until the strike is over

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

*Coffee/Espresso all in one
*Ancient Microwave with Metal Rack (don't understand)
*Klein Mtn. Bike that I never ride
*Chiminia (Garaged until the fires stop here)
*Wallet with no money/1 credit card and a Ralph's discount card I can't use until the strike is over

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

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Somebody put their underwear on the wrong way this morning. What an *******. I don't understand why he chose to pick on our two favorite troll bashers, but he sure made a mistake. Where are the pics of this guy Dennis? I know you have some...

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Ok had to jump in here, this is for you DRTYFN...hehe
2003 H2 Black
2003 Ferrari 360 Modena
2003 Yukon Denali
2004 M5 BMW
2004 M3 BMW
2003 525i BMW
2002 Chevy Crew Cab HD Duramax
1989 930 Porsche Turbo
2003 996 TT Porsche
1972 914 6 3.6L Porsche
1995 Ferrari 348 Challenge
2004 47 ft Outerlimits Trip 1050 SC Mercs.....
2002 Honda CR250
2004 Honda CRF450. damn knew I left something out......

and my house is 7650 sq ft, and I have a partridge in the pear tree.....Oh and a few MIL in the bank accounts too.....Not to mention stocks, bonds and overseas trading accounts and swiss bank accounts....

To finish, with a name like BENDA : IT HAS TO BE GOOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Damn, Zero!! That looks like a dealership inventory list. Every one of those is nice. Ever think of adopting an adult?
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:19 PM
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Argo,

I was able to pull this one off Bender's web site....

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