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03-10-2006, 01:52 AM
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Actually, I think I might have wiped the dog ****e off my H2 using her face. Kills to birds with one stone.
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03-10-2006, 05:07 AM
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I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Orenthal on her.  |
03-10-2006, 06:35 PM
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I run a business on eBay. In 2005 my ebay fees were less than my paypal fees. what a f-ing joke. gotta have it tho.
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03-10-2006, 07:42 PM
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["I would have called the cops and blamed every scartch on my truck her and made her pay for a new paint job."]
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03-10-2006, 07:55 PM
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Should have followed her home, went to a farm, borrowed a liquid manure spreader and smeared a little poop on her house.
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03-10-2006, 07:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dei???????:
Should have followed her home, went to a farm, borrowed a liquid manure spreader and smeared a little poop on her house.
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Now that would be worth doing.  |
03-10-2006, 09:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PhilD:
I would have called the cops and blamed every scartch on my truck her and made her pay for a new paint job.
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I like that idea right there. I'm saving that one.
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03-10-2006, 09:12 PM
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Ya but wasn't my bucket of vinegar water a good idea, that had to bring the suck for her. 
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03-10-2006, 09:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by MIZZOU H2:
I run a business on eBay. In 2005 my ebay fees were less than my paypal fees. what a f-ing joke. gotta have it tho.
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A little lost are we? 
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03-10-2006, 10:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by working Hummer:
Ya but wasn't my bucket of vinegar water a good idea, that had to bring the suck for her.
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Actually, you're being told(in the nicest possible way) that your vinegar & water douche idea brought the suck. It's ok... if you stick around here long enough you'll see some really naughty ideas on how to deal with shi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">t</span>asses like that.
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03-10-2006, 10:59 PM
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Quote:
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I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** all over her face.
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Bingo. That's exactly what I thought of when I read that. |
03-10-2006, 11:12 PM
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Quote:
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I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** ALL OVER MY FACE.
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WTF?????????????? 
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03-10-2006, 11:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alec W:
I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** all over her face.
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03-11-2006, 12:10 AM
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Old folks like to retire to Florida.
Take her on a one-way airboat ride to the middle of the Everglades.
Problem solved...
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03-13-2006, 04:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Oral on her.
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You would. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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