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10-21-2005, 12:47 AM
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#23
10-21-2005, 12:50 AM
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OMFG!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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#24
10-21-2005, 12:52 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Peter Jennings:
Hey I ran out of fags, anyone got some? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Are you kidding? Those things will kill ya!
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#26
10-21-2005, 01:05 AM
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Hey, what is going on here?
Yes, Ken got pulled but no ticket. I guess he told his girlfriend first.
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10-21-2005, 09:28 AM
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10-21-2005, 11:41 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
Shut it Bish!
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10-24-2005, 01:53 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">State, County, Municipal Offender Data System </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So what happened KenP?
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10-24-2005, 02:01 AM
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10-24-2005, 02:32 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
They should have Tasered him into compliance.
http://www.taser.com/law/video/fast/tucson_56k.mov </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hopefully they only hit his hand. If they hit his hand and his leg he's "toast". Another helpful hint learned at IHOP.
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10-24-2005, 03:03 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Hopefully they only hit his hand. If they hit his hand and his leg he's "toast". Another helpful hint learned at IHOP. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!!!! IHOP!!!!
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10-24-2005, 04:23 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Hopefully they only hit his hand. If they hit his hand and his leg he's "toast". Another helpful hint learned at IHOP. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!!!! IHOP!!!!
"Dennis, watch my purse OK?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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