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12-08-2005, 06:52 PM
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I just need it to intimidate my way around the parking lots this time of year. 
My findings-
The rear view mirror needs to be able to be controlled by a button. I can't reach it!  - and the visor mirror is too small and far away. (both needed for make-up checks, yeah yeah, gfys) |
12-09-2005, 03:42 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Storytime!!!!:  </div></BLOCKQUOTE> |
12-09-2005, 11:31 AM
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CP - I just read this and was ROFLMAO!!!! Attack of the Guido Nuthuggers! Too Funny!
Ken - You're going to need to get another H2 
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12-08-2005, 03:06 PM
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Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck!
That is all. 
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12-09-2005, 03:52 PM
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Hahah, that's great CP! Of course, you've just ruined my day with images of Mr. Sugarplum dancing around in a white speedo with chains.... 
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12-08-2005, 06:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck!
That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please change your forum handle to KenP-CO-Pilot or KenP-PussyWipped.
Attn Mods: Please demote KenP's Karma title to Elcova Rookie.
That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ooopppps
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12-09-2005, 02:04 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
"Hi, I'm Guido. How you doin'." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-08-2005, 11:04 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xonxoff:
Well the Illiana Hummer Club went to Attaca in November. My wife asked if she could drive...............................I said OK.(of course my face said no) She had a ball. She drove through places that the others passed. She made a comment at the last club meeting about the next off road event...Women drive Men ride..of course it went over like a fart in church. I have unleashed an off road monster' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Having actually witnessed this in Moab, Co-Pilot is alot like your wife. Mind you your wife is probably less of a bitch.
Heffe! I wash kiddeng!!!!!
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12-08-2005, 04:16 PM
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probably have to jump to get in.
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12-08-2005, 03:32 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck!
That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought it was hers from the beginning, and she was letting you borrow it. 
We're even working on a special codename for it.
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12-08-2005, 07:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP-pu$$ywhipped:
Panties??? I always say "Thong in a knot." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought you were going to say she goes commando. 
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12-09-2005, 12:53 AM
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Funny story, CP!
Guido Speedo.
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12-09-2005, 03:09 PM
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12-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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I had to buy another one for myself. My wife completely hijacked the first one for herself. Also, she is 5'4" and has been driving since 2003 and will drive nothing else!!
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12-08-2005, 04:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
probably have to jump to get in. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is why have have a pole vault with runway. It makes it a lot easier.
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12-08-2005, 06:55 PM
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Yes , I move the seat into the highest position and forward to reach the peddles.  |
12-09-2005, 05:00 AM
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hahahahahahaha...Ken, don't feel bad. I work with a guy who actually used to put olive oil in his hair, for the shine!!!! His new wifey def. put an end to that!!!!! |
12-08-2005, 03:25 PM
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What a sucker, you should have known better!
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