An intake device that really does increase performance!

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
How much beer can we haul in your trailer? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I am thinking more along the lines of an elephant. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I get lost in the tech forum </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Smoky and the Bandit II </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof?

[PARAGON]

Now a close up said label.

[Klaus]

How much beer can we haul in your trailer?

[PARAGON]

Holy Sh!t! Did you see the price for that beer can thingy at that link. I think I paid something like $12.95

[JetEyeNite]

lol;
30 days money back guarantee!!!
Sure, I am going to buy one!!!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Exactly </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
to dominate the forum with useless posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean like your posts claiming that your intake setup provides increased performance without showing any proof? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Come on tompussy, you're ALL about proof, where's your proof of increased performance? We're waiting....

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
I better post a picture because you seem to think this makes someone not a liar: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Actually, not lying is what makes someone not a liar. Umm........ get it, Dumbfck!

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe you should send it to "tomp". No doubt we would see a glowing review of the Tornado from him! Hell, he's probably got enough empty boxes "lying" around the garage from shiny bolt-ons that he thinks his motor should be making about 2,000 horsepower!

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

tomp

PARAGON IS CORRECT ON THE TORNADO not working on large engines at least. We ran some tests with the device and oddly enough it did improve performance of light sports type cars to a noticeable feel it in the seat of your pants. I guess I mean imports really. When tried in a large block especially one of any size and weight it did not help at all. That is not an oppinion but, where some gear heads got to gether with nothing better to do that day and went down to a car parts store that sells them and got a bunch of them so they would fit many different size intake hose. It is not scientific or a super controlled experiment. But, the imports did benefit I guess because of the lighter wieght or something. We decided after just looking at performance to leave them in and it helped fuel economy again in the imports or small cars and the large rigs it did nothing.
Take or leave it but, most anyone on this forum that knows Me will tell You I research an idea or product till I'm sure when i share it here i'm not likely to be wrong although it does happen as no one is perfect.
PARAGON from My experience they do not work on large displacement engines but, do on the small engines. We did not try to figure out why except for just different guys throwing out guesses. Guys with the small cars kept theirs and used them. My guess is that the imports have such smaller intake piping and so short that it does give a blending effect of the fuel and air mixing as well as just helping to move more air through those small short pipes. But, in the end conjecture with as much trial as was reasonable.

TAZ

[JetEyeNite]

I wonder how much they are willing to pay me if I tell them that it really works on my beautiful H2.. *** Please don't flame me *** I am only kidding...
The last email from their customers were dated 6/24/2002.

[PARAGON]

Ok, I've let you dig your hole long enough.

Here is a pic again, with the label showing for the MAF, the Tornado beer can thingy that was hanging on my shop wall and the same sensors I showed before.

[tomp]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I would, but he so damn dumb that he would probably cut his fingers on it and sue the makers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not a chance, after you dulled it slicing all those apples!

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tomp:
fails to research components before he makes a purchase. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure that you know that reading an advertising claim does not qualify as research, so where's the dyno charts you reviewed before you purchased your intake and MAF?

[TXSUT]

Just imagine a mini-cyclone moving through your engine. This unit creates a swirling motion, allowing the air to move faster and more efficiently. All for under $70!!! Can you believe it??? And Sam Memmolo says it works, so that's proof right there!!!

http://www.myauto.tv/tfs/?PHPSESSID=...dccacb1cbf8aa5

[TXSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I have one.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, like we're going to just take your word for it. Once a liar, always a liar.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
the Tornado beer can thingy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! I thought you were lying (i.e., kidding) about having one! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We joked here about this thing a couple of years ago and I ended up buying one to send as a present or some other joke. I never did anything with it and it's been hanging on my shop wall. I figure I could slice up some apples with it.

[Klaus]

Rarrhhhhh11!!