Heeeere's your Sign.....

[Dug]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
My experience with Scorpios certainly invokes that they are all flippant *******s. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Easy now chickies, I'm a scorpio . It did say we were intense and passionate. Also , our wifes talk like truckers??? where'd that come from???

10-4 over and out . Doug

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:

Virgo:
The Practical Perfectionist. Observant, patient, studious and methodical. Always prepared with something to dust with. (They HATE dust).

Wheeling:
Prefer to let others go first. Carefully observing and taking mental notes, then performing flawlessly. Making it all look very easy.


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Alec's reading is veritably classic.

[HummBebe]

I should clarify...the swear like a trucker.... But only around their closest friends

[Fubar]

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Capricorn:
The wise old Goat. They are very practical, and very pragmatic. Not a good idea to p1ss them off. Honestly, if they have no use for you, you may as well be dead.
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Couldn't have said it any better.

[TootsSUT]

Oops. Forgot the link! Here it is.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

[HIHUMMER]

HEY!! You promised you wouldn't tell!! LIAR!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TROUBLE:
Scorpios talk dirty, bite, scratch, pull hair, slap and are fantastic in the sack!!!!!! give me a scorpio any day. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Here’s your sign:


Scorpio:
<STRIKE>The LOSERS of the Zodiac. Sneaky, dirty, nasty, suspicious and vague. They have absolutely nothing positive to say, ever. </STRIKE> They are passionate, intense and great in the sack.

Wheeling:
<STRIKE> Now what would be the point to that? </STRIKE>

Side note: Female Scorpions are very cool, but most of them talk like truck drivers.

That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

At least you got the great in the sack part correct!

All the rest is pure Bullsh1t, you bunch of nasty a$$ butt pirates! I hate you all!

My HUMMER is never going to see mud! Wheeling sucks! NOT!

Just Kidding!

I have no comment on female scorpio's. Those truck driving biches!

That is all! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sorry Rob, I have personal issues with Scorpio men

[HummBebe]

Here’s your sign:

Aries:
The “Idea” guy, OR, the “fools rush in where angels fear to tread” guy.

Wheeling:
Brave, feerless, and will to take on ANY obstacle. They make excellent trail bosses!


Taurus:
The Potato. Thick, dense and coarse. Slow moving, like a potato.

Wheeling:
You won’t find too many out there…. They love the outdoors part, but its too much work. They prefer sunny places where they can bake…like a potato.


Gemini:
Two-face possesses the “impatient intellect”. They are intolerant of stupidity. (I bet we have a few of these around here…)

Wheeling:
They are GREAT wheelers. Confident in their actions. They possess lightening fast analytical skills.


Cancer:
The Politician. Funny, charming, and sweet. However, it is difficult to understand what they are trying to say.

Wheeling:
Do not let them lead or spot…they will change their minds too much.


Leo:
The “Star”. Attention whores…the lot of them. Big kids too!

Wheeling:
They love to be trail boss…but only if you have the camera ready!



Virgo:
The Practical Perfectionist. Observant, patient, studious and methodical. Always prepared with something to dust with. (They HATE dust).

Wheeling:
Prefer to let others go first. Carefully observing and taking mental notes, then performing flawlessly. Making it all look very easy.


Libra:
The Beauty Lover. They love and admire all things pretty. Especially HUMMERS.

Wheeling:
The love the beauty of the scenery, and nature, but, day-trips only please, no camping.


Scorpio:
The LOSERS of the Zodiac. Sneaky, dirty, nasty, suspicious and vague. They have absolutely nothing positive to say, ever. They are passionate, intense and great in the sack.

Wheeling:
Now what would be the point to that?

Side note: Female Scorpions are very cool, but most of them talk like truck drivers.


Sagittarius:
The Boppo Clown philosopher. Almost always in a good mood. Nothing gets them down. They are very smart about people, and are easy to get along with.

Wheeling:
They are kind of flaky – probably will not show up most of the time. They are to busy thinking about…stuff. They are good tail-gunners.


Capricorn:
The wise old Goat. They are very practical, and very pragmatic. Not a good idea to p1ss them off. Honestly, if they have no use for you, you may as well be dead.

Wheeling:
Like Virgo, they will always show aptitude for whatever they attempt. They will always approach things in a well thought out, methodical manner…kind of like a serial killer.


Aquarius:
The Friend of the Zodiac. They like everybody and everybody likes them, but they LOVE thinking.

Wheeling:
Like a good cook (and they are good cooks) they are always prepared, and possess a keen sense of timing. Very important skills in wheeling. They also have great reflexes and are quick on their feet, or, wheels.


Pisces:
The Squishy fish. Sweet, emotional, deep, slithery and slippery. (My personal favorite). They can’t commit to anything, but they sure are fun to be around.

Wheeling:
They just love to have fun, and is pretty much game for anything…as long as you are doing it!



That is all.

[TootsSUT]

Don't get me wrong, I like this one as well!!

[xburbman]

Wow! The Life Path stuff is a bulls-eye! Ialso thought the part of my dogs age was interesting....Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.34285714285714 years old. (You're still chasing cats!) Yep! still chasing Pussy!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Oops. Forgot the link! Here it is.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Oops. Forgot the link! Here it is.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OOOOOHHHH very cool, has numerology too! Here is my favorite AstroDienst You can do your chart on this one!

[HummBebe]

OMG CP!!!!

You thread JACKER

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Virgos have a deep buried sensuality. Outwardly they maintain a cool and calm composure but buried deep inside are great passions. Virgos are very choosy about their lover. In sexual relationship they are very caring and controlling too and can make their partner feel the most wanted person on the earth. They are perfectionists and secretive by nature. The sexual relationship with a Virgo lover may not be a bed of roses (in fact more thorns). The effort has to be made to unearth and stir the deep buried passions and then you become the vortex of their life.


I'm not so sure about the tHORNY part...

[2-H2's]

I guess I should contact trail duty & cancel my order since I will not be wheeling


Yea right...Taurus WTF

I am thick, dense & coarse, love the sun

I ain't slow moving nor a potato

LC

[Dug]

scorpio's rule !! , over.

[Sewie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Oops. Forgot the link! Here it is.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, I usually laugh at this stuff but that life path number stuff was almost dead on.

[h2co-pilot]

weeeeeiird!

[TootsSUT]

On a more "serious" note, here's a link to another horoscope thing I found. The name part at the bottom is interesting.

<http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp>

[KenP]

Yep. Mine's pretty close.

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Oops. Forgot the link! Here it is.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, I usually laugh at this stuff but that life path number stuff was almost dead on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry, it's not really true.