I'm a G*******

[austoak]

Just had my first expirience with one of those enviromentalist. Got home from work this morning and headed down to the village with my fiance to have a nice little breakfast. At least I thought it would be.
We sat down and before we ordered I got up and went next door to the little village store to get a newspaper. As I walk out of the restraunt I see this little skinny bald guy walk on the other side of my truck and then walk back towards the truck parked behind me. I had just got out of my truck not even 5 min's before when an older lady stopped me to tell me how beautiful the H-2 was. I thought this guy was just checking it out when all of a sudden he looks around to make sure nobody is watching him and then walks back to my truck and slaps a "I'm a G*******" sticker on my rear bumper. Let me tell ya, I did all I could do from not punching that man's lights out. Man was I HOT. I kept walking towards him till he tripped over the curbing and fell backwards onto the sidewalk. He kept saying over and over "I don't want to fight you".
I realize that this incident is very minor to some of the the things that I have read on this forum and I consider myself very lucky that that it was only just a bumper sticker. Before today I thought that all that stuff happens on the west coast and it would never happen here (East coast). I learned something today!
Thanks for listening, I feel better now that I told someone who knows and understands what I'm talking about.