Last evening I was involved serving a warrant.. The guy turned out to be over 6'4 and 300lbs.. They said he was mouthing off and threaten to beat the crap out of every officer on the scene. I responded to an officer needs assistance call. He was hanging on to a big stick and yelling.. I pulled up in the front yard with the H2. As I'm getting out the big bastard starts to yell at me.. I thought is was more of the same.. But he was yelling.. "Hummer Cpo if you arrest me do I get to ride to jail in the Hummer!.. really man I'll go with you I ain't never been able to ride in no hummer, will you arrest me instead of these guys!" Wth a straight face I told him sure, put to sets of cuffs on him ( one set of cuffs would fit around the big bastard,. told him I had to pput him in the wagon while I moved the seats around in the hummer for him. He got in the wagon as happy as a Sailor in a french whore house. They tell me he almost cryed as I drove away.
H2's bring can bring happiness in very strange ways.
Happy Holidays
Mike
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12-19-2003, 05:31 PM
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