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Man, you are a horn ball. I'm ready for your wife to get home.  Or else we need to call in perverted justice. 
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Poor Chazz.
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The real question is, Why are they cutting it in the 1st place? Get off your ass and do it yourself. They should be getting their nails done, not cutting the lawn.  |
I agree. I didn't even know she knew how to start the thing. 
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Re: Why do women cut the grass too short when it's really hot outside?
That's why man invented biometric controlled ignitions for lawnmowers. |
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That's why man invented biometric controlled ignitions for lawnmowers. |
biometric controlled ignitions = CHOKE |
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biometric controlled ignitions = CHOKE
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Re: Why do women cut the grass too short when it's really hot outside?
I guess CP ran out of things to "Trim". 
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Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile. |
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Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile. |
EEEEEESH!!!! I see rug burns in Ken's immediate future.
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Dee dee dee!!!!! |
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Scooter!!! Do now! |
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Scooter!!! Do now! |
Dee dee dee!!!!!
VROOOMMMMM VROOOMMMM!!!!!!!!! |
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You'll notice the Skeletor effect of the high speed run across the tarmac. |
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You'll notice the Skeletor effect of the high speed run across the tarmac. |
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Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile. |
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Not anymore. I am not doing anymore surprises nor trimming, pruning, cutting or shaving anything for awhile. |
So, you're going hippie/Frenchie for awhile? |
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Re: Why do women cut the grass too short when it's really hot outside?
are we talking cutting grass or trrimming bush?
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