How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window

[Viet Nam Vette]

Went to the bank to day to make a deposit. Since it was a business check I went to the far Left hand side along the wall that has the drawer the the teller shoots out.

I have not been there in my 3 as there other drive up sections are old and the air tube carrying system is ancient and low to the ground. I received a letter saying they had up graded to a new higher more SUV/Truck friendly system.

Since I had a Business check I went to the side mentioned above.
Now.....This is my first trip thru this tight maze with the 3. So.....
I pull in and started down the lane towards the teller. There is no left hand curb at the entrance....


However ...the curb comes around from the left the closer you get to the teller window. .....ahhh I didn't notice the 12" High left hand curb untill I smacked into it and shot the 3 up into the air.

Not wanting to look like a smacked ass and stop and back up...I continued down to the teller window and stopped as she pushed out the drawer. At this point I decided to act as if nothing were wrong. I smiled at her and said good morning and undid my seat belt and climbed part way out the window and drooped the check in the drawer.

She took the check and started to process it with a I want-a laugh my ass off but I Can't.... Look on her Face. I looked around to see if any one had noticed that the left side of the 3 was about 2 feet in the air on one side.

There were a few people staring ..but I acted as if nothing was wrong and turned up the monsoon system. the drawer opened and I climbed out and said thank you ...she smiled and pulled the drawer in as I drove down the remaining 15 feet of curb and bounced back to asphault...

That was cool...