Scurry reptilians...

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Just moved into my new house and this bastard tried breaking in! I think he is after mah peeps.

[ChiHummer3]

What is that thing?

peeper-eater?

[h2co-pilot]

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

I'll give you a hint... it's a big ass turtle! Twas funny, it stopped in front of my house, looked up, proceeded to the door where it tried to climb up it... found that nobody was home so he turned around and continued down the street to the next house.

[lotus4s]

That's a soft shelled turtle, you should have eaten him. Excellent meat!