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11-14-2003, 10:37 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.
Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why do you equate my not liking H2's to a low salary? I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm. Lately I've been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions. I also do quite a bit of entity selection and business planning work. I have an M5 and a 4Runner - both of which are excellent vehicles. My wife is a CPA who works for a "final four" accounting firm in Audit and Advisory Services. Our income is well into the 6-figure range. Don't make stupid assumptions about my lifestyle because of my dislike for a useless SUV that is used by most people primarily to make up for deficiencies in other areas.
Am I the wealthiest person here? I'm sure I'm not. Then again, I'm still in my mid-twenties, so I have lots of time to earn more money. 
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11-14-2003, 04:15 PM
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Everyone is speculating what General Motors will do next. What they don't realize is that just because it's hot in the kitchen, don't mean that GM is gettin' out!
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11-14-2003, 11:42 PM
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duraMAX
I believe your main problem is that your self-loathing hatered for yourself is cause by your repressed past homosexual copulation experiences which causes you to lash out against other males who's sucess creates a seceret desire in you.
If your really were an attorney, I don't think you would be wasting your time expressing your indignation for an inanimate object and imputing the qualities of that object to human beings who you do not know. Now to the point of your suppossed wealth. Since you are "mid-twenties" that means you only got out of law school one or two years ago. Everyone knows new attorneys don't make **** and have to work 16 hour days. Your hours at the firm would be long and you would not have time to be trolling web sites. Hence, I think you are really an uneducated, dirty, unworldly, misguided eco-idiot who likes to talk about men's penises.
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11-15-2003, 07:32 PM
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Argo, yup terrible, but necessary evil..... I sign my name so many times a day it is not even funny....hahaha
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11-17-2003, 06:10 PM
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Hmmm... Doesn't seem like good military strategy to let the enemy know your defenses before they attack.
I'd make this a private topic...
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11-17-2003, 06:36 PM
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Bravo, step to the head of the class!
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11-14-2003, 07:35 PM
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duraMAX,
Where have you been? We've all been waiting for you. You'll meet some interesting people like Dennis, DRTY, Argo and maybe even Steve.
Now tell us what you think of H2's and be honest.
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11-15-2003, 07:37 PM
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Might I suggest an "authorized" signature stamp for you two guys. I hate seeing two grown men, who are so rich, in so much pain from penning their John Doe.
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11-16-2003, 10:13 PM
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Hmm no replies from duramax... craphead. jambo may be a troll though. Are you Jambo?
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11-15-2003, 01:59 AM
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Dennis would get it... I just said that Japanese men have very small penises...
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11-15-2003, 05:40 AM
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NO problem, can do....
Duramax, here is a nice condensed list of my toys....Thought you might like this....
2003 H2 Black
2003 Ferrari 360 Modena Black
2004 Mercedes SL600R
2003 Yukon Denali Red
2004 Chevy Crew Cab HD Duramax 4WD
2004 M5 BMW
2004 M3 BMW
2003 525i BMW
2004 545i BMW 6-speed
2002 Chevy Crew Cab HD Duramax
1989 930 Porsche Turbo White
2003 996 TT Porsche Black
2004 911 Carrera 4S Coupe
1972 914 6 3.6L Porsche white
1995 Ferrari 348 Challenge Yellow
2004 47 ft Outerlimits Trip 1050 SC Mercs.....
2004 Master Craft X-Star
2004 Honda CRF450
2004 Honda CR250R
Starting to think about an H1 to tear up……results coming soon…..
This is the updated version, have added a few since the last list.
So I have some autos, that worth more than six figures...I think it might be time for you to shut your trap....Enjoy..Also I think that I pay more in taxes each quarter than you make in an entire year.....
PS, you have a little drool on you lip....  |
11-15-2003, 12:01 AM
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I hate idiots, and I really hate lawyers (including most of mine). The only decent lawyer i have ever met is an estate lawyer. They are cool. You, my friend are not a lawyer. You are an idiot, which in many cases is the same thing, but not in yours. I do have an M5, and I love it, but it doesn't compare at all to the H2. The H2 is just much more fun to drive. Plus it puts a biiger smile on my face. I'm only 24, drank my way through college, and yet am infinately smarter than you. Go back to your crappy life and your imaginary M5. Oh yeah, and your 10 year olf 4runner. Toyota trash.
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11-17-2003, 05:44 PM
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Alright, gents.....Let's see the tags for this troll. If you've been told once, you've been told a hundred times.....Don't hunt out of season, and eat what you kill. Shows respect for the prey, don't you know.
By the way ZT, that is a honey of a boat. Got any interior pictures? I know that I'm not up for a speedboat, but it's nice to dream for a bit. If anything, I might get a larger bass boat in a few years, but for now I just don't need it. Please post more pics! 
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11-15-2003, 08:27 PM
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My dad has one of those that goes on all the paychecks. It is funny. I still have the old on from my grandpa too. Pretty neat. But I like to sign my own name. Obviously not when I have to do the payroll, that can be the stamp. I don't want to sign that many things. We have over 600 employees right now. God knows how many will be there when I take over... With my luck probably none... lol
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11-15-2003, 12:12 AM
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I would rate him a 7 because he claims to be a lawyer and most people hate lawyers... Andkon is still the original 10 though. With moojiber being in second place.
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11-15-2003, 07:18 PM
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ZT, don't you hate that paying taxes every quarter thing? It pisses me off, of course luckily I never have to deal with anything about money except signing things... Talk about full service 
Alec, She really did like you. Japanese girls like American men. But yeah, that pretty much sounds like Japan to me.
Mr. pseudo attorney lawyer idiot troll, Dumbass, we don't care that you failed out of law school and can quote crap out of a textbook. BFD. I probably employ more attorneys then you have in your imaginary firm. Stop pretending to be important. It would be very hard to impress the people here. Alot of us are very wealthy and the rest just don't give a **** about worthless pseudo lawyers. Why don't you give us a logical lawyer argument as to why an xterra and those other crappy stock Toyotas will out offroad a stock H2. It won't happen unless you mod the crap out of them. |
11-15-2003, 12:46 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
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Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).
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Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.
Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.
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Why do you equate my not liking H2's to a low salary? I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm. Lately I've been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions. I also do quite a bit of entity selection and business planning work. I have an M5 and a 4Runner - both of which are excellent vehicles. My wife is a CPA who works for a "final four" accounting firm in Audit and Advisory Services. Our income is well into the 6-figure range. Don't make stupid assumptions about my lifestyle because of my dislike for a useless SUV that is used by most people primarily to make up for deficiencies in other areas.
Am I the wealthiest person here? I'm sure I'm not. Then again, I'm still in my mid-twenties, so I have lots of time to earn more money. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
As a matter of fact, NO you are not!!!! I AM... I am 28 yo and you could not touch me with a 200ft pool not even if I paid for it... HAHAHAHAHA I make more money in a year than you can ever dream about... 6 figures??? That is all?????????? Get a grip..... Listen, if you do not like Hummers then why are you here? I mean really, you get on here start talking **** and expect everyone to believe you... Mid 20's and a Lawyer.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH YA right, OH WHAT, I am a lawyer!!!!!!!!! and a few other things, God, ruler, almighty grand puba, etc etc.
Here is a nice 24kt bowl of STFU for you...Now go away.......
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11-14-2003, 07:00 PM
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I wouldn't even worry about what they say on that page. If they lowered it 9 inches it would be lower than the H1.
Geared hubs would not change the interior space in anyway shape or form.
If you want geared hubs why don't you just get an H1. The price of an H2 with geared hubs would make the price close enough to an H1 anyway.
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11-15-2003, 03:33 PM
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kind of says it all.
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11-14-2003, 05:53 PM
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Why does GM have to make everything lower to the ground. It's a F!@# Hummer!! If people want a car, buy a car  |
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