MY FLAME SUIT IS ON AND FULLY SECURED!

[BIGHEAVY]

bought her new in sept and i think i am finally done . i know you die hards wont care too much but i really love this vehicle and i dont think i went too far overboard with the bling. i do drive it hard but never been off road so i guess its a pavement prince. have programmed it and corsa is all the mods ive done for hp . well let the cannons rip

[1BADH2]

Fo Shizzel, its a Hummer they're supposed to get dirty

[CRUZMISL]

BIGHEAVY, drty and a few others like to bust peoples balls especially if you like the bling and corny aftermarket stuff. I like chrome but haven't gotten any yet. My H2 looks like the short bus retarted kids take to school. I figure with some chrome or polished wheels it will differentialte me from the ride to school.

This forum requires a superduty, NASA approved flame suit. Don't take it personal. What's important is that you like it. Who gives a **** what anyone else thinks.

Welcome to the forum.

Joe

[Spike]

He's back.....I knew he couldn't stay away.

[DRTYFN]

HAHA!! Smitty got in trouble.

[BIGHEAVY]

i can find my ass very easily i just yell "hey drtyfn" and when you say "what" your lips tickle my ******* so i know where it is!

[H2Finally]

You know Spike, I can see where you're coming from. First the shed was up for posts like Smitty's sister. Then it was gone, and guess who has the only link in the entire forum to the hidden shed? Smitty! (Jason? )

[Spike]

Originally posted by MMPH,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Why can't I see any pics? Were they taken off the forum?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Apparently the marble dash pics where too much for the human eye to look at. Similar to when you stare at a solar eclipse. It could cause blindness.

[DRTYFN]

I think we've pretty much come to the realization that some people are born with the bad shiny chrome gene. Do you ever find yourself cawing like a crow and getting all excited when looking at shiny things?

[frank6150]

Are you a professional Basketball player or something? Can't really see any other reason for the Jordan sticker on the back unless you do.

[Jason]

Big Heavy,

These guys are just having some fun, do not take it personally. Although, the "flame suit" title of your post was just beggin for it. Thanks for sharing the photos, I agree with some of the others, all that matters is that you like it.

Welcome to the forum and to the wonderful world of H2 driving!

Flamers - keep it light and watch the language, or do not do it! Smitty, I do not want to see that photo ever again. It was bad the first time, but far worse seeing it here again.

Regards,
Jason

[Navigator]

It's ok except for the **** on the rear window
It also looks like some one blew chow on your dash

All in all it should definately turn some heads on the highway & if you like it thats all that matters.

[Spike]

Boy, for a guy with his "flame suit" on you sure didn't stay in the fire long. You disappeared after the third post. Come back and fight like a man!!!

[DRTYFN]

Uh oh... JohnB... you naughty boy. You know you're not supposed to let cock come out of your mouth. Keep it all the way in there... that's right back down to the balls you man chowder guzzling rump ranger. I've always wanted to ask you what the AU stands for but I think I figured it out. It's to let everyone know that after the prison rape scene re-enactment that you love to be the catcher in you like to be hosed down with the post coitus golden shower cleansing whiz from all of the supporting cast.

BigFatty,
Now that the guys have mentioned it, your dash does look like someone blew something on it. I think it was JohnBGoldenshower spewing his mouthful of man-glue all over your dash.

Ok, let's see how many complaint emails & calls(I still can't believe some tool takes the time to be a total choad and call) Jason gets over this post. YIPEE KAY-YAY MOTHER F'ER!!!!

ps. Smitty gonna be in bigger trouble than me for that link.

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BIGHEAVY:
well let the cannons rip
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sounds like an invite for comments to me?? (Also, BIG, those emoticons you placed at the end usually meant you'd be cool with the "rip" you asked for. If not, shouldn't put a grin there.)

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BIGHEAVY:
...you in bred backward country ****s think... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>If you're inbred backwards, does that make you bred correctly?

PS - mighty thin flame suit you sorry swamp rat.

[JamesT]

BIGHEAVY,
Dont get all bent out of shape. I laugh my ass off every time I read a post from DRTY. He's doing what he does best. Trying to get a rise out of you and being damb funny doing it. Your rig has too much chrome in my opinion but who gives a **** what I think. Mine has a 6" lift and you'd probably hate mine. Again, who gives a ****. Go with the flow bro!!!! Cant we all just get along? Your dash does look like someone blew chunks on it though. All in fun!

[Smitty]

Hey son, that belongs in the WoodShed boy

[fo shizzle]

Sweet!

but wazzup with the dirt on the floor?

[BIGHEAVY]

as far as i can tell my origanl post does not ask for any opinions i said here are pics take a look . i just knew you ridgerunners would make fun of it thats why i said i have suit on. and as far as running i have a job that keeps me pretty occupied this time of year so i cant sit on the forum and reply to every comment like you guys do. and the dash is not green marble it is grey and i have gotten nothing but positive comments from every person that sees it . i knew i should have never posted those pics because you guys are worse than the corvette forum guys are and they are grade a dicks, so you guys must be prime grade then. like i said i could care less what you in bred backward country ****s think. and on that note i bid you all a good day !