How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too.

Yup, and forget it if langhoffs are in season- it could be hours.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.

I can save you time >>>>>>>>>>

Normal day

- brush teeth do it in the shower
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp rightadjust before going in
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap delete this step use the same soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse rinse when you finish the total shower
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse ditto
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse ditto
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse ditto
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse ditto
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse ditto
- different soap for feet use original soap
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good )
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends) stay nakad at home
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:P

I just saved you 20 minutes

[KenP]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer

I always do my part at this point.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by KenP

I always do my part at this point.

LOL !!!!!!!!

[dochummer]

I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in...

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good )
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:P

OMG we must be twins. That list is exactly what I go through every morning.

Except for the Chapstick. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.

[DRTYFN]

In a hurry - 5 to 7 minutes
Normal - 15 minutes

Grumpy time is much later, usually arriving around 9:30-10am.

[frenzy1]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good )
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:P

wow ! Your bathroom must look like this :

[frenzy1]

facial ? I give my wife a facial in the morning !

man, if she'll read this, I'm DEAD !

[BigPoppa1411]

Originally Posted by KenP

I always do my part at this point.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Grumpy time is much later, usually lasting from 9:30-10am.

Fixed.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Fixed.

No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.

OMG!!

[mikejr]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good )
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:P

Whew I got tired reading all of that....thats one heck of a ritual you have there....lol

[BKLYNH2]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.

I actually read an advice column once written by a girl who's partner did this it was the most hysterical and disturbing thing I have ever read.........





























and now I know who it was.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by dochummer

I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in...

No no no, I do too, it's warm when I get in. But I stand there and get my hair wet and get used to it, then I keep turning up the heat until it's as hot as I can stand it. Then I just stand in there for awhile.

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

Now I'm thinking you squeeze one out before you start the whole ritual. That gives you 1.5 hours before Kenny comes in the bathroom which allows dissipation of the stinky girl-poop odor. Chicks are nasty.