I set my Hummer Alarm Clock
to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket
She handed me a Hummer Post It
written with my Hummer pen
or was it my Hummer pencil
Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee
and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat
my Hummer Boots
Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case
and my Hummer wallet
Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup
Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket
my hummer Umbrella
and my Hummer Flashlight
I checked time on my Hummer Watch
and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket
Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight
Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife
I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag
Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel
Loaded up my Hummer Bike
and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar
Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!!
H2 MODS:
Xtremeflow Exhaust,
Power Flash Programmer,
Xtremeflow Intake,
Hella Bixenons,
Polished Skid Plate,
Chrome OEM Wheels,
Chrome Driving Light Bezels,
Rosen R6500,
Alpine DVD NAV
[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]