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03-31-2006, 02:11 PM
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Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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LMAO!! 
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03-31-2006, 02:17 PM
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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03-31-2006, 02:18 PM
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
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03-31-2006, 02:24 PM
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
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03-31-2006, 02:31 PM
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Your mama's so fat I have to roll her in flower just to see were to put it
Your mama's so fat I had to take this picture with the hubble telescope 
On closer inspection your mama's so fat she might be your daddy.
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03-31-2006, 02:58 PM
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your mama's so fat her belly button can hold a bottle of champagne.
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03-31-2006, 03:10 PM
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
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03-31-2006, 03:23 PM
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Your momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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03-31-2006, 03:25 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
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03-31-2006, 03:26 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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03-31-2006, 03:27 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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03-31-2006, 03:28 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
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03-31-2006, 03:28 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
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03-31-2006, 03:30 PM
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Yo momma is so gross, that her pap smear q-tip came out looking like a sugar daddy candy bar.
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03-31-2006, 03:31 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
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03-31-2006, 03:31 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
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03-31-2006, 03:45 PM
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Quote:
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Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
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03-31-2006, 04:47 PM
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Yo mamas so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
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03-31-2006, 04:56 PM
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Yo momma is soooo greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid!
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03-31-2006, 08:24 PM
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Quote:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
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Touche! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Butt  |
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