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Old 11-26-2003, 04:35 PM
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yeah....imagine that!
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That basically happened to me once. I said "you would not believe this guy who just got off on 27!" (I knew her boyfriend works on the 27th floor). I don't think she bought it though.
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:15 PM
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Steve, that story is great. Coffee snot out the nose funny .

Mac, I thougth you lived in a nice neighborhood. Jeez...

This is odd and all happened less than a month ago and within one week of each other:
1) Brother-in-law hits deer, totals car, spends time in hospital
2) Step sister gets t-boned and her Explorer is totaled. She is thankful the children were not with her and other driver was in a small car
3) Another brother-in-law gets rear ended by a car traveling over 50 mph. Car totaled, time in hospital, thearapy for bulging discs indefinite.

They say trouble comes in three, I hope "they" are right.

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Old 11-26-2003, 05:24 PM
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Steve you held back a fart for your wife........
what the hell

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Steve,

If your wife can't take your farts, you better see a doctor about removing that dead gerbil up your ass.
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Old 11-29-2003, 02:49 PM
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Okay, so I expect fart stuff from Steve, and with much chagrin, we were all treated to MAC's "fartiquette" stories a few months back, but now, YOU TOO, Z? Oy. This is really in the TMI category. I don't know if I can hang out with you any more.
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Mac...do you see dead people??
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Old 11-29-2003, 06:11 PM
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Steve, it is time to give your wife the old Dutch Oven. She will be used to your farts after that.

so what is the deal with this big house? How long has it been around? I never understood why anybody would need a 100 room house. What would you possibly need all that space for? I guess if you have an inadequacy problem and had to compensate by making yourself look like you have arrived as hard as possible. Why not a nice 50 room house? Hell what about 25 rooms, even the biggest Mormon family wouldn't fill that...
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:18 PM
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It goes without saying one does not fart on first few dates, but the sign of true love is when you can fire at will in front of your opposite sex partner, or in some cases whatever sex partner. In the Army, them those boys fire at will without restrain, all the time, don‘t know why and what we ate, but 24/7.

Argo, the logic of 100+ rooms mansion is same as Hummer. A Hummer is a lot of hard earned money for you and me the average folks, we earned it, we like it, we want it and we buy it. To the people who build or own mansions, the cost of the mansion is but a few days’ interest income, I am not one of those and nowhere close to it, but there are many people in that position. It is to the benefit of the society at large and everyone when people spend their money on a CD player, a Hummer or a mansion. A Mansion requires 100s of workers, $ millions in materials and labor, and it will always be there; otherwise money is just numbers and zeros. Provided if you can handle it, you make your money last your lifetime and provide for your love ones, money is only good when you spend it and enjoy it.

I am an average guy without a mansion, but I can see the roof of that mansion Drtyfn talked about from my deck, on the left side of this photo.
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