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[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gordon:
...pennises </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy ****... what is a "pennis"??? Guess that is what what a troll possesses!

[JC Conley]

I'v been a member for about a year...never posted before but have found a great deal of good information from the active and dedicated members who post here.

Thanks to all of you and if you travel to South East Alaska let me know.I live in the small town of Ketchikan (pop 13000) but we have 2 sut's 4 h2's and 1 h3.

P.S. Bush carried Alaska and the fishing is great!!

[ckhagman]

Ok so what exactly does owned mean anyway?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Can we get a list of all the new members in the last 24 hours or so? So far I see:

magi115 (owned)
paradigm_baan (owned)
geberhard (owned)
mr tool (drunk?)
dr moab (just started again)

These are not all the same person are they? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gerber is ok.

magi115 is going to have a size 15 ******* next week.

paradigm is worrying about those nasty Cobras.

[wilfred]

Latest update:

magi115 has just changed his name to fag"I"215 (still owned and he maybe drunk, he is really not making sense now...)

[wilfred]

Can we get a list of all the new members in the last 24 hours or so? So far I see:

magi115 (owned)
paradigm_baan (owned)
geberhard (owned)
mr tool (drunk?)
dr moab (just started again)

These are not all the same person are they?

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RasterMaster:
Thought of something to add:

Since there are females who drive Hummers and do offroad, what are they "compensating" for? Ladies...any ideas? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm compensating for the fact I can't wear my 4" stilettos in the mud.

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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OK, that was funny. I compensate for the lack of clearance in my vette that I drive most of the time. I'm so egotistical!

[wilfred]

OK, here's an update on all these new members, it appears some have calmed down:

geberhard
mr tool
dr moab

But we still have this one troll that has been owned too many times and has now resort to cussing his way out while making a complete jackass of himself... I am not sure he is even good enough to be a troll

magi115 aka paradigmbaan aka fagii215 aka gordon

[Benz0]

Jeep owner and new here...but I have more vehicles I plan on telling you about later I guess...

cool site...needs more cowbell

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
JC, do you know the other owners? It would be so fun to see pics of all of the Hummers in your area "off-roading" on ice. Maybe a "wagon circle" ice-fishing?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For some reason I see you doing a road trip

[RasterMaster]

To all the trolls:

See, girls just like big trucks too!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gordon:
....the cathode hypnosis....... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>There is one generalizaton about ALL Hummer owners that is true. We are all filthy rich and sorry....so sorry. We don't do CRT anymore. When you have the money to spend on stuff like our super-expensive Hummers and the 2 miles per gallon that they get you also get the best in video entertainment such as DLP and LCD front or rear projection as well as thin screens so we can watch our stocks soar while sitting on the toilet.

Damn, that was hard. It's difficult to make up mumbo-jumbo BS like you've been spewing. Is there a special class you took to be sound so stupid or do you just look the stuff up on the internet before you post here.

David, Mr. Rukstalis will see you now. Tick-tock tickety-tock.

[HummerNewbie]

Welcome HumGirl. Probably not the best thread to start in

[Beastmaster]

Hmmm...that name sounds very familiar.

If I recall correctly, Mr. Rukstalis has (literally) worked on Hummers before. I recall at least one H1 and one H2. Come to think of it, I think he even owns some Hummers.

Mabye this is a case of the underling having envy of the boss? And at such a young age too. Pity.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
There is one generalizaton about ALL Hummer owners that is true. We are all filthy rich and sorry....so sorry. We don't do CRT anymore. When you have the money to spend on stuff like our super-expensive Hummers and the 2 miles per gallon that they get you also get the best in video entertainment such as DLP and LCD front or rear projection as well as thin screens so we can watch our stocks soar while sitting on the toilet.

Damn, that was hard. It's difficult to make up mumbo-jumbo BS like you've been spewing. Is there a special class you took to be sound so stupid or do you just look the stuff up on the internet before you post here.

David, Mr. Rukstalis will see you now. Tick-tock tickety-tock. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[RasterMaster]

More clones with the latest DNC/DU/FUH2 talking points. Let's see if we can breakdown your common ignorant posts:

FUEL ECONOMY:

Worried about gas mileage....get the H3. Want more offroad capability, go with the H1. If you are looking for all the creature comforts, plus ability to offroad, H2 is a good choice. You don't buy something shaped like a brick for aerodynamics.

I have as high as 14mpg on highway roadtrip and as low as 10.9 in the city driving with heavy traffic. I have heard of small modifications such as air filter change or a microchip can improve that number. I think the highest I read on here was 17-19 mpg, but don't have first-hand knowledge.

The main reason I know you FUH2 gang are full of $hit is that you don't go after other vehicles (like duallies, delivery vans, Fedex & UPS, busses, semis, etc.) who have far worse mileage or use alot more gas.

Do you live in a home with utilities? Ever have a pizza delivered? Do you buy groceries? Well, I doubt that you hunt for your dinner! If you utilize any of the modern conveniences, then you are contributing to additional fuel consumption!

Do you walk or ride a bike to "conserve" energy? I will bet you folks drive around in oil-burning, smoke spewing beaters and never have any service done. I work with environmental cleanup and doubt you have done anything to improve the environment except provide more carbon dioxide to assist in plantlife growth.

TAHOE, BUYING OTHER VEHICLES, BLAH BLAH BLAH

First of all, the comment you turds make are always the same, yet you know NOTHING of how the vehicle is designed or assembled. You always link the video STOLEN from this site, but don't have a clue about it or the driver. Driver ability is one of the main factors in off-road capability. Every machine will break, and to dwell on one video as your only ammunition is pretty weak argument. The main limitation on any machine is driver abilities.

I was looking at other vehicles before I purchased the H2, and none of them could drive off the dealership lot (without going through alot of add-ons & heavy modification) and hit the trails except the H2. The H1 was the first choice, but also didn't want a diesel.

No vehicles with a spoiler can do the trails without damage. A six-banger Jeep didn't have the acceleration for highway onramps. Also, I wouldn't want to be in any small vehicle if ever involved in an accident...survivability!

I have driven lots of other 4WD vehicles (including Dodge Ramcharger, Ford Bronco, Chevy Blazer, Old Jeeps, etc.). Although I had always purchased Fords in the past, I was done looking at Ford because of their poor service department here and never honoring warranty work with family and friends who drove Ford.

WHAT TO DRIVE

Unless you live under the communist rule, NEVER let any naysayers tell you what to buy because they don't approve! Most of those who come here to bash the H2 are all FUH2 members (they flip off the trucks when nobody is looking or the owner can't see them). I wanna see how many teeth these "brave" people have left after flipping off any driver to his face!

There is a video going around where some jackass jumps out of a car to flip off a cop to his face. Real smart fella there!

PENIS ENVY

Funny that "men" bring that up...you have too many homosexual tendencies! Must be San Francisco residents! No further comment needed.

TAX BREAKS

The only way to get a write-off on any vehicle is to own a business and the vehicle has to be used for business (with verifiable reciepts). Since I don't use my vehicles as a write-off, another item you folks suffer from is WALLET ENVY!

LIES ABOUT HOW "RICH" YOU ARE

Always the same type of lie with "I'm well off" and I have XXX vechile. Well first of all Frenchie, you bought a foreign car, and I see that as your (unAmerican) choice living in a free country. I had a choice to buy whatever I wanted, and I have no complaints with my choice.

It is also your choice to be a sell-out for the French and Germans, not supporting soldiers in a time of war. I'll bet you have plenty of experience there!

TROLLS

People with wealth don't spend their time trolling forums dedicated to a vehicle they hate. Those of you with nothing else better to do in life are jealous small minded folk who only hate what you will never be able to obtain in life.

Besides, we never invited you here, nor do I troll on your forums to tell you that H2 haters should stick to Hondas and VWs, more adapted for your "manhood".

I think most of you "fellas" are missing out on a "Code Pink", Howard Dean, or George Soros seminar somewhere.

[HummerNewbie]

Very well said Raster

[Frenzy]

I logged in a couple of days ago .

Filip aka Frenzy
Belgium

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gordon:
ok, stfu. next. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm still wondering how you went from less than 30k to 75-100k overnight and became a mother/housewife, changed your zodiac sign, moved, got shorter, decided on new favorite movies & books and people you'd like to meet. Douche.

[tower]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like (vegetarian) pizza! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Me? Blueberry pancakes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by oldhiker:
<STRIKE>Sesame</STRIKE> Garlic bagels! Go figure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gordon:
huge waste of bandwith. you must be one of the half ass engineers that designed these slushboxes. or else why would would waste all that time defending them? funny how some of you try to place another persons personal bio or adgenda into one of two classification categories. whats also funny is the guy from new jerseys comment about stars who drive toyota priuses but use limos to get to work. key word being work. a livelihood.are you trying to imply that others don't have the right to earn a living as you do? i didn't think that people were that deep into the cathode hypnosis, but i guessed wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I guess segway-Roman Candle boy thinks it's ok to ride/drive whatever you want to work. Cool. I'll take the HUMMER. Around-around you go. It's very bad for you, isn't it?

Tick tock, tick tock, you're going to pop.