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#21
02-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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OH ****! You've opened Pandora's Box!
Ken, I loved your responses...."Uhmm huh......Uhmm huh" LMAO.
Next time your tooth brush taste salty........
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#22
02-12-2005, 08:20 PM
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h2co-pilot, the seat of the H2 can be adjusted really high-up and forward. Also, there is a lever underneath the steering wheel that will allow you to adjust the wheel much lower... Try it, you'll see how much easier driving it will be... Don't forget, practice makes perfect! Enjoy your ride!
#23
02-13-2005, 01:06 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
h2co-pilot, the seat of the H2 can be adjusted really high-up and forward. Also, there is a lever underneath the steering wheel that will allow you to adjust the wheel much lower... Try it, you'll see how much easier driving it will be... Don't forget, practice makes perfect! Enjoy your ride! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What H2finally said!
Oh, and since the Hummer has great traction, you can just step on the gas as hard as you want to on every straight-a-way.
I see new tires in Ken's future. 
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#24
02-13-2005, 01:20 AM
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There's just nothing good that could come of this. My best hope is she stays away from this site... Far away. Although I have a sneaky feeling she will be back.
I mean, hell, she once stuck me with that damn Barbie avatar for a whole day before I noticed... 
And STOP giving advice, guys. The seat adjustments really DON'T work that way, Baby. The H2 is built for BIG MEN. Nevermind Joyce, Shannon and the other women. They use booster seats and that doesn't count. 
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#25
02-13-2005, 01:29 AM
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Uh.. I've got a couple of booster seats you can have for free...
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02-13-2005, 12:20 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
Before you know it, she said "Dear, I've a got a girls luncheon today and I need the Hummer. Here's the minivan keys -- be a dear and pick up the kids? Don't forget soccer is at 4 and ballet is at 5. Thanks...."
(I know, it HAS HAPPENED!! ) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hahahaha.....
#29
02-13-2005, 12:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
There's just nothing good that could come of this. My best hope is she stays away from this site... Far away. Although I have a sneaky feeling she will be back. I mean, hell, she once stuck me with that damn Barbie avatar for a whole day before I noticed...
And STOP giving advice, guys. The seat adjustments really DON'T work that way, Baby. The H2 is built for BIG MEN. Nevermind Joyce, Shannon and the other women. They use booster seats and that doesn't count. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/wink/smily012.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Too funny....
#30
02-13-2005, 09:56 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And after all Ken wears the pants in the family...But I wear a short skirt! .... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Okay, then how do you explain this?
#32
02-13-2005, 10:26 PM
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I always call the truck a "she". Besides all my girls wear.... Uh... I mean, uh, damn... Atleast the truck wasn't cross-dressing. Yeah, yeah, that's it... Damn...
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02-14-2005, 01:24 AM
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ken, i thought you were the one in the family who was "in the closet"
couldn't resist
#34
02-14-2005, 02:39 AM
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You guys shouldent give Ken crap about the skirt on the side of the truck. Look at the skirt. Judging by the size of the waist line and the length of it I'd have to say Kens got a hell of a good looking woman.
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#36
02-14-2005, 03:30 AM
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No argument from me there, buddy!
(Hey, at least you're honest!)
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02-14-2005, 03:32 AM
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my nickname is "Why Him"...people see me and my girl and thats what they say
#38
02-14-2005, 04:33 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
I'm a lucky, lucky man. Especially since I'm so damn ugly. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Money makes men attractive like big tits make women more attractive........LOL
#39
02-14-2005, 01:33 PM
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Funny stuff, Ken and Susan. Susan, the way your video started off, I thought we were going to see a replay of the Paris Hilton vid.
And if you like your ijoy, get Ken to buy you a Panasonic Real Pro 3202 chair for valentines day.
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