I NEED AN H2 ASAP!!

[DRTYFN]

Since you didn't clarify yourself from inception, what did you expect?
Since you've said that you're from the Discoweb, you've undoubtedly witnessed the trashtalking that we hear on a daily basis, right? It never once crossed your mind that we might be a little leary of lame requests? Sorry, extremely lame. Should've used your head and come up with a better initial presentation. Is that your usual M.O.? Throw **** against the wall and see what sticks? Piss poor. You wouldn't work for me for very long, if ever.
As for sucking up to H2 owners now- too late. You can't unring the bell.
And about the fatigues, ever been to a surplus store? What do they sell in surplus stores? Ahhh.... fatigues. But you wouldn't know that because you're too lazy to do your own research.
Enjoy your job while you can hang onto it.

ps. Detonate- you butthole

[Todd]

DRTYFN - Have you ever heard of client confidentiality? Probably not, and that is why I am not disclosing who the client is.

Nevermind...I am done with you, and I am not surprised I am getting the kind of responses your are posting, the photo on your site of you flashing some sort of lame gang sign with a pencil stuck up your nose tells me everything I need to know about you.

[DennisAJC]

Very true DRTYFN,

P R E S E N T A T I O N...That's the ticket!

Whenever I do a presentation for a project, I don't start with, " I need $1.3 million "

Justify your request and the intrest will come. Don't put us in the dark. I still think you're lying. Just some very basic rules if business.

Detonate, you know my posts. I only do it when I smell something bad. Sober up man!(no happy face here)

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Detonate]

Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

[DennisAJC]

[quote]Originally posted by Detonate:
Oh yes, Dennis. I definitely do know your posts. I think 5 of my brain cells commit suicide everytime I read of them.

So mabye a few more posts and you'll be a vegetable?

Don't egg me on Detonate, it's dumb for me to use my anti-troll tactics on a Forum member.
Go order another Spritzer.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Detonate]

Oh no, not a Spritzer!!! Please don't make me egg you on to the point where you'll Google a picture for me. Please no!! Anything but that!

Let me help you...

Awarded to DennisAJC on October 1st, 2003

[This message was edited by Detonate on 10-01-03 at 12:21 PM.]

[DennisAJC]

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[DennisAJC]

Detonate,

I know why you got your panties in a twist.

Your thread on 2004 H2 Pics. I wasn't attacking you and your 04 H2 just the dissapointment on it's downgraded release on some options. Don't be that way Babe.

And don't show us photo's of your husband. Doesn't look like me. Again, I'm sorry sweetcakes if you got the wrong message.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Detonate]

You just don't get it dude. But it's ok... I didn't expect you to.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

[DennisAJC]

HAVE ANOTHER BEER DETONATE .

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Buckeye Hummer]

I actually appreciate Dennis' pics. They tend to emeluriate a situation with laughter instead of it escalating into threats e.g. the taco fiasco, but hey that's my type of humor for others it may not seem funny.

Detonate, 2004 kicks ass like the 2003. When the 2005 comes out we can argue about that too! That's what forums are for but I really don't consider Dennis a troll and DRTYFN just seems to say what's on his mind (most of us probably hold back) but I think he processes out loud and while typing. I can appreciate that too particularly with the fact that he'll back up on an issue with more information.

Let's save the heat for the real trolls like the rock crawling tacos that CONTINUALLY come to this board and I have no idea why. Here is a real pic of a taco that followed us on the dirt access roads at the end of our white mountain run and proceeded to pick a fight with Steve R. (absolutely amazing) Dennis, please feel free to add anything to this photo you see fit He is lurking on the back left side with lights on and yes this is true I am not making it up. He followed us to this lot to start trouble.

[Kevin B]

Detonate,

BRAVO............Thats funny and appropriate for the situation

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:26 PM.]

[This message was edited by N2ITNSD on 10-01-03 at 01:27 PM.]

[DennisAJC]

Will you just stop Detonate???? I don't want an arguement with you.

I'll stay out of your way and you stay out of mine. Agree?

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[argonaut]

Dennis and Detonate, come on guys, save it for the trolls... I think everybody is just on edge, especially our resident Troll Hunters Dennis and DRTYFN. Too many trolls as of late. Lets all sit back, have a beer, and wait for the next troll to arrive. the way things have been going lately, that will be in a bout five minutes...

Dennis, where the hell did you get that pic of my girlfriend

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

[DennisAJC]

Buckeye,

Where is the photo??? Tell us the story on what was said. Mabye Steve can give us some details too.

N2ITNSD,

Fine....mabye I deserve that one. But I won't continue fighting with Detonate because of what I said about the 04s. It's just my personal opinion.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[KMAzz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
why would you put wheels like that on an H2? Won't the rocks scratch them to hell when you are offroading?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

they are for car shows only I drive/offroad with the stock wheels/tires

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

[DennisAJC]

Argo,

She nice eh? I met here at the Calgary Stampede.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Kevin B]

Dennis,

I just think it came off kinda harsh to the guy thats all, and I thought the picture was funny

[DennisAJC]

Oh there's the pic.

Buckeye,

I commend you guys for showing restraint in not MONKEY STOMPING that guys brains.

Either:

1. He really hates Hummers
2. He was on drugs to confront all you guys.
3. Jealous
4. STEVE SAID SOMETHING FANTASTIC!

I'll say #4 Regis...Is that your final answer???.....Yes it is Regis.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Buckeye Hummer]

Dennis,

The file was to large but it's up now.

The deal is that AFTER we had completed the trail we exited the black diamond rating and ended up on a dirt access road that eventually led to a town in Big Bear. While 25 Hummers were slowly cruising out a taco approached, turned and started to follow. I was toward the end of the pack so I didn't see him but knew he was there by CB. Anyway all the Hummers pulled into a lot (pictured above) I pulled directly behind Steve to see this redneck in his taco (multiple colors) giving Steve crap. Now honestly, Steve was not egging this guy on with tone or gestures but this guy just had something up his ass calling H2's pieces of **** and H1's with junky engines on and on. Steve tried to say "hey we're just out here to have a good time" but this guy would not let it go. I've seen this before a hundred times. He wanted Steve to mouth off so he could jump out with his filet knife but Steve refused. I listened closely with my co-pilot while not making eye contact with this guy. He was really a live wire and was pissed that we were on his turf an equally mad that we had just taken a bunch of newbies through a black diamond trail with new H2's. That's the deal.