05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale!

[Todd@ProDyno]

Didnt come on here to sell our company or products. Just came to spread the word on this truck. I see how some of you take it as advertising, not my intention though.

Trailer park meant nothing more than stomping grounds, not referring to your lifestyles.

Im sure that I will be a part of this community one day.

Anyway... just snapped a few more pics that look just plain silly. BTW...this big ole rig wont be doin any muddin or crawlin. Shes a trailer queen in the making. The one on page 3 with the paddles... 500+hp, 25K+ paint job...insane a/v system, and he jumps it at the Dunes. Love that guy!!!

[KenP]

If we had a bunch of people, including the Northeast guys, and more than just two days, I'd be up for the trip.

[Kevin B]

Todd, if your the tool responsable for creating that thing I hope you will re-think attempting vehicle modifications in the future. You (or someone) has built something so stupid not even yourself wants to be seen in it. Now you write a hyped out add and try to pass it off here?

Please do us all a favor and delete this thread and dont come back .

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades<span class="ev_code_RED">(After looking at your list below I'm still not seeing the $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades.) </span>, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona<span class="ev_code_RED">(Ok, we give up. Which one?) </span>, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops<span class="ev_code_RED">(List them) </span> around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more? <span class="ev_code_RED"> Your question should have been "What if you were dumb as a brick and had just won the lottery/signed a mega sports contract and wanted to throw it away on an over-priced thief magnet? </span>


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite<span class="ev_code_RED">(stupid) </span>. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have to crawl up driveways and over speed bumps) </span>, and get noticed<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have people point at them and laugh) </span>. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs<span class="ev_code_RED"> (Thank god, because there'd be a puking epidemic) </span>, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you<span class="ev_code_RED">(get really REALLY high and) </span> come have a look. Reputation matters<span class="ev_code_RED">(No matter how lowly it may be) </span>. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business<span class="ev_code_RED">(Sweet! Does that include India, Thailand and Nigeria?) </span>. All of the work was done by a company<span class="ev_code_RED">(Which one? Why the vagueness?) </span> trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT<span class="ev_code_RED">(Then go buy one of those bling bling tard boxes) </span>, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2<span class="ev_code_RED"> </span><span class="ev_code_RED">(because they have an IQ over 75) </span>? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset. <span class="ev_code_RED">But be careful with the projectile vomit. </span>


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver. <span class="ev_code_RED"> Every one has been too embarrassed to drive it. </span>
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires. <span class="ev_code_RED"> O mush for off-roading. Gravel lots might not be passable. </span>
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop. <span class="ev_code_RED">5-6 drop what? IQ points? You meant inches, didn't you? Real eye for detail. </span>
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet!<span class="ev_code_RED">I'm hot thinking about it. </span> R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen. <span class="ev_code_RED">Some? Which ones? Puce? Rectal wall? Fungus? </span>
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 3-piece ladder type frame <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Traction control system <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Front and rear recovery loops <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather throughout. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Dual zone front HVAC controls. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Rear seat audio controls <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Triple sealed doors <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Driver information center <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Class 3 trailer hitch <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Third row seat <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Power sliding sunroof <span class="ev_code_RED">FACTORY OPTION- BUT PRETTY MUCH STOCK </span>
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? </span> your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued. <span class="ev_code_RED">Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span>


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient<span class="ev_code_RED">Who told you that? I want references.) </span>, and we ask the same of you.<span class="ev_code_RED">Oh, you just knew this was coming- GFY. </span>


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs<span class="ev_code_RED">(and unload this albatross on you) </span>. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k <span class="ev_code_RED">I wonder why this is the last thing on the page and not more prominently displayed? Why not $100,000? Could it be because you've only got maybe $20,000 invested in a vehicle that anybody can walk into any dealer in the country and lay down $50,000(or less) and drive off the lot?</span>


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Dillweed

[timgco]

WoW- That a lot of add ons. how much did you have to pay to advertise here?
BTW- that thing is.... how do I put this?
UGLY! Useless! 100K It take at least that much to get it back to stock.

[Todd@ProDyno]

escalade grilles u say? yea.. we do that too. No ones really done that to a H2 have they?

[h2co-pilot]

Hey Taz, not like I would be able to contribute otherwise; I did google all sorts of applicable phrases and couldn't find the paint job stuff for you. But I tried.

You better be typing and snacking at the same time.

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dennis!!!! LMAO!!!

"Hobbits"... you turd muffin. Phil's picks look good enough to me. Would those in the "Wussed" be willing to travel?

[Todd@ProDyno]

05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
6500 in wheels & tires
6500+ in blower
6k+ in paint (yes, the paint is all the way through the door jams and such)
8k+ in a/v
1500+ in suspension
and then a bunch of other goodies that added another few thousand. Not to mention the time it takes to have this all done.

I understand this isnt what most of you "mudders" are looking for. But its exactly what someone else IS looking for. And the price is very, very right on

[Todd@ProDyno]

What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more?


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different, and get noticed. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you come have a look. Reputation matters. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business. All of the work was done by a company trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset.


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver.
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires.
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop.
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet! R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen.
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission.
* 3-piece ladder type frame
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential
* Traction control system
* Front and rear recovery loops
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system.
* Leather throughout.
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating.
* Dual zone front HVAC controls.
* Rear seat audio controls
* Triple sealed doors
* Driver information center
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel
* Class 3 trailer hitch
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps.
* Third row seat
* Power sliding sunroof
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio.



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued.


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient, and we ask the same of you.


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dennis!!!! LMAO!!!

"Hobbits"... you turd muffin. Phil's picks look good enough to me. Would those in the "Wussed" be willing to travel? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Thanks everybody for wanting to up My count. I do receive everything said with the fun intended by it. If You can't laugh at Yourself Your likely to not be a very happy person anyway. That's way I have always looked at life. Life's just full of stupid stuff or Me I am doing stupid stuff so I may as well have fun with it. I'm amazed Myself that many read all that I write but, so greatful that you do. I really do try to condense my thoughts but, I just seem to lose that battle. I really do mean to be help and share some insight. Sorry for the length I'm not giving up the fight to shorten things. I'm not kidding before My illness You could not get Me to say 2 words much less a sentence, nothing more than it took to conduct business or to get My idea across as quickly as I could. Wrongly I felt like I just did not have time for people to honestly admit it. Not looking down on anyone just to busy to take time to see what others needed. But, after the first year of the illness I began to communicate more and allot. Doc says it most likely was because subconsciuosly I felt I was not going to have time to say allot of things I wished I had, so I had never tried to work on communication. He says I just began to overcompensate. Hopefully I can slow down but, now that I have taken the time to communicate I really do not want to go back to the way it was. I just got to try and make a conscious effort to find a happy medium.

tower I'm known for being tactful around here but, can be brass if Family and Friends are unfairly attacked. tower You now the Forum tried to talk Me into running for President on here and had picked out cabinet etc. I had some good cabinet folks I think. Then there was sort of a mutiny and I withdrew the acceptance.

I try to remember that when I came here KenP and Dennis worked real quick with Me to teach me the ropes and am very greatful. Maybe We should develope a users guide that when a person signs up to be able to enter forum they go through some does and dont's. Just a thought.

DRYT That 2 tone paint job is on several H2's at My dealer. I'm sure they painted theirs themselves but, as you have seen the lines it would be easy to do. I'm not into body and painting but, do know enough to get Me in trouble if I try it. That paint scheme is fairly easy to tape off and wet sand. Then I have seen some prime and some just paint, I guess it has to do with what paint You use, and others shoot the second tone, then wet sand to finish and then shoot clear. I would think a very compitent painter could do that for You at a very reasonable price. Remember I'm not a painter but, just recalling what I have seen done before. I saw a pewter recently at My dealer painted just like that but, had a different second tone. They shot a darker shade of pewter on it not real drastic more elegant with enough shading change to see the difference easily and it looked so sweet. I think You would like it that way and it would not be such a startling change that it would be hard for you to adjust to it.
I had a sponsor furnish chrome graphics and did a great job. I looked at it for 3 weeks and had it removed. I just could not adjust to the change. So I'm having an artist to do some real suttle airbrush stuff so that We can do something less harsh and more elegantly stated. I want to accent the bling instead of hiding it is what I felt the graphics did.
Oh, if anyone knows how to do this type of paint I'm going to mention next would You PM Me or let Me know on the forum as others may be interested. I have seen and had a friend trying to get the technique but, it is hard to do. I'll call it rain painting. He sands down the rig and after airbrushing or whatever He mixes some small flake in clear coat. He sprays rig down with water and as it begins to run and look like rain drops or I should say tear drops more descibes it, He shoots it with the clear and flake. I have seen a job like it and it makes the rig look like it is wet all the time and glistens really great. If anyone knows something about this please help me out.
Thanks everyone for all Your patience, I mean when I say thanks for putting up with Me. I just look forward to Us all getting together someday maybe right in the middle of the US someplace.
TAZ

[tower]

Taz,

You so rock! That was very eloquently put, very polite and I believe it reflects the feelings of most, if not all, of us.

If you have time, perhaps you could move out here to L.A. and run for mayor. It would be nice to have someone with integrity and humility in that office for a change.

And I'd vote for quadrupling your posts too!

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll second that motion!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by N2ITNSD:
I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I agree. And you can't "speed read" your posts very well either, well I can't. I end up confusing myself and have to re-read what I already read.

I think quadruple is being very frugal, more like sextuple or septuple his posts.

Just funning ya Taz.

[DennisAJC]

Just imagine how much fun it will be if we were able to pull this off.

[DennisAJC]

Honestly,

I like the paintjob. Looks cool. Everything else aboot it sucks.

[h2co-pilot]

May I suggest the Mauna Loa Chocolate covered Macadamias. My Mom gives them to me on special occasions, they are my favorite.

Tower is very right when he says those liquid supplements may supress the appetite. When I was younger my docotr was worried about my weight and Rx'ed milkshakes. I drank them but wasn't hungry for any solids.

Are you hearing any of this my qwerty king?

[Kevin B]

Taz, I would like to start a motion that for each ONE of your posts your post count be credited four. I think it only fair, and I further motion that your post count be adjusted to 2880.

I often amaze myself that I read the whole thing. Thanks for your contribution .

[DRTYFN]