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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Could be wrong but, from what I understand, the soap at the hotel rubbed ya raw! Get it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The soap was tougher on our baby skinned northern friend. Chewed the guy up. 
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It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... 
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12-23-2005, 05:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
To clear things up. I wast taking a shower (Gonzo,Moab) and the soap tore two painful strips out of my arm. My left arm is the first part I soap. They looked like scratches from a midget and it bled good. The scars are still there. Well one thing lead to another and I found myself squirming in orgasm on the shower floor. 
The soap is organic or something with chunks of rock or vanilla nut I later found out.
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12-23-2005, 06:01 PM
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It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana. |
12-23-2005, 06:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Next week I'll scratch you with a vanilla NUT girl.  You just wait....You'll be sorry....
You'll all be sorry.
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12-23-2005, 06:43 PM
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Mine had more seeds than that jerk!
I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap.
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12-23-2005, 06:46 PM
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LMAO!!!!11
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12-23-2005, 06:48 PM
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Holy Sh*t thats the same kinda of soap I had in my room in Cabo this August. Thats not the type of soap to give your self a good morning shower hand shake with! |
12-23-2005, 06:49 PM
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But hey its good for the environment not for penises
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12-23-2005, 06:52 PM
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Well, stop rubbing your peni in the shower guys.  |
12-23-2005, 06:54 PM
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My wife sez that Dennis's
-elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
-Isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
-A few cards shy of a full deck
It is a "scent" soap meant to be used on your hands, not scrub the buh-jesus out of your nasty, dirty little asian banana skin.
Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... |
12-23-2005, 06:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMFG!!!! LMAO!!!1
I'll bribe the maids to slip that into their rooms on the next trip.
They'll all end up lookin like Nick Nolte.
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12-23-2005, 08:31 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL, we both hate the crap (but are kleptomaniacs and steel the crap anyhow ). I spend half the time in shower at the Gonzo picking the Kiwi seeds out </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I knew that was a cutting board in your kitchen.
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Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. J/K
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. J/K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-25-2005, 03:43 AM
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Maybe someone stuck razor blades in yours....
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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