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03-08-2006, 11:24 PM
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Did you say you'd provide large quantities of alcohol???
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03-08-2006, 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by Tah2oe:
I have read almost everything here.
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Now that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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03-09-2006, 01:02 AM
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Originally posted by Tah2oe:
Also I can consume large quantities of alcohol and provide entertainment.
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03-09-2006, 11:56 AM
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Corrected, I will provide large quantities of alcohol. Who knows what else. I will bring the best Vodka anyone has tried. Hanger One. Made in Alameda locally around here. Anybody like California Cabernet?
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03-19-2006, 01:28 AM
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x2 
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Originally posted by Alec W:
Can you send a new final PM Kira?
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03-19-2006, 02:09 AM
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... or didn't even respond to their invites after they had requested one. 
We went from close to 100 to 74 to 36ish. And I'm more than sure that number will drop yet.
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03-19-2006, 03:22 AM
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Ha! No way 36 rigs show up. The biggest shake out is about two weeks before the trip. The excuses will start flying then ala "Oh, I forgot about this baby shower I need to go to". The funny part is just about to start.
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03-19-2006, 04:03 PM
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Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
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03-19-2006, 04:16 PM
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Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.
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03-19-2006, 06:51 PM
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Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.
12) Your bumber is not ready (DirtyFN)
13) I fall asleep at the wheel on long trips (Steve R)
14) I have to go to a Wedding
15) I have to go to a Barmitzvah (actual)
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03-19-2006, 11:19 PM
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Location: Eastern Washington
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Quote:
Originally posted by CO Hummer:
Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.
12) Your bumber is not ready (DirtyFN)
13) I fall asleep at the wheel on long trips (Steve R)
14) I have to go to a Wedding
15) I have to go to a Barmitzvah (actual)
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16) My wife just had a baby. 
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