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05-03-2005, 12:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
Once again, I don't care. You didn't hurt anyone and it wasn't a big deal. I just thought it was a great oppertunity to talk **** to some prick that was messing with my buddy for doing the same thing.
BTW - nice truck. You even have a tree stump launcher that isn't dented. I'm not sure what they're really called but basically it's designed so when you run into a tree stump from lack of groung clerence, it'll launch you over the stump. You should try taking it off road and run over something. You'd have to take your step bars off though. Just kidding.
In all seriousness, I didn't have a problem with you. I just wanted to poke fun at the guy who had a problem with my buddy doing the same thing. It worked. I don't know if I interduced myself..I'm a Hummer owner who has a bad attitude, a tendency to be a PAA and an overwhelming urge to talk **** to someone who was messing with my buddy. No offence intended to you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You may be a Hummer owner but you’re the kind of prick that gives the rest of us a bad name. Having a HC sticker because of a lame knee is a poor excuse. What’d you do fall of your tricycle? Sports injury haha you probably twisted your knee running to the bathroom to wipe the sperm from your chin. Off-roading is getting to be a touchy subject in Moab because of ass-holes like you and your friend tearing up the place, not staying trails and generally disrespecting the locals and there establishments. As for your comment of no one got hurt, well perhaps but an elderly couple one who was using a walker and her husband who was in a wheel chair were inconvenienced as a result of not being able to park in a spot designated for them. It may not be a big deal to you but to those who require the spots it is a big deal. They had to park in the street. How do I know this I held the door open while they entered the Gonzo this was around the 8a.m hour. Your friends complete lack of responsibility to get his ass up out of bed and move his rig is completely unforgivable. I don’t care what he had in his crappy H1 there were plenty of other parking spaces available, perhaps not at 1am but certainly in the early morning spots became available in what you call a private lot. You may not have a problem with someone on this forum but lots of us have issues with you and your kind. Do us all a favor and crawl back under whatever rock you came out from.
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05-03-2005, 01:48 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
DTRYFN -
The funny thing is that since we got back from Moab you've been crying the whole time about where someone parked. WHO CARES? Since I got back from Moab, I've been playing with my truck, sharing pictures with friends, cleaning the truck, ect. You're still crying.
Go grab yourself a tissue and shut the **** up. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ohhh, this is getting old. I know you have a difficult time grasping any concepts other than penis-pumping, but there's really a moral to this story. And that would be THAT YOUR DUMB ASS FRIEND PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR THE PEOPLE THAT TRULY NEEDED IT & THE NEGATIVE IMAGE IT PORTRAYS TO PEOPLE THAT SEE A HUMMER WITHOUT HANDICAPPED PLATES OR PLACARDS PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE!!! It's very sad that you're so god damn dense that you can't understand the ramifications of Jerry's self-centered actions and lack of common sense that has given all Hummer owners another black mark. Again, I will ask why didn't he just fold in his mirror and park up tight against another Hummer, slide out the passenger side, lock the doors, then get up early to try to fix the problem. Instead he did none of those and basically thumbed his nose at everyone. I still can't understand why he didn't get his lazy ass up at 7am and move his pwecious wittle baby to another less conspicuous parking spot than the HANDICAPPED ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL!! But, NO, he didn't give a **** how his actions would effect others. Selfish prick.
BTW, Jerry doesn't sound like the kind of guy that comes prepared for wheeling. Why didn't he bring tools, spare parts, wire, etc, just in case something went wrong? Why could he take the door panel off of that thing and trace out his problem? There can't be that many wires in that harness that someone couldn't figure it out.  Very piss poor. ... hmmm, maybe he's not smart enough to?
And you , Eric, are the kind of ******* that I'd be tempted to push into the cacti.
Anyone want to get a hold of Eric? Here's his info from his signature line from the snoozer site. It's PUBLIC info that he posted, so I'm not crossing any lines. 
Eric Ward
Denver, CO. USA
1999 Convertable Turbo Wagon
ericward@email.com
303.960.6676 Mobile
I'll bring it if you want it.
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05-03-2005, 01:56 PM
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Hey Eric, what's the story with the H1? What, you couldn't afford an H2? I love how you young prick H1 owners that buy them just to be cool like to say **** about how much more the H1 costs than the H2. But you bought a POS that cost less than a new H2, and you still couldn't afford it because you have to resort to steal quarters from the car washes just so you can wash the POS.
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05-03-2005, 02:03 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
Oh, and another thing...
If you're refering to the Hummer H1's as a higher power, then thanks for admitting the superiorty!
The funny thing is that I don't care. I just think it's funny to mess with you. It's only entertaining because you're a total ass hole too. I don't let stuff like this bother me.
Hey *******, might want to check your pants: your ass hole might be bleeding because you're way to uptight! If you want, you could sell your H2 and buy a Hummer and it'll make you feel better and you'll calm right down!
(Just for the record, I have nothing against H2's. I like them a lot. I have friends and family with H2's and I dig them. I just think it's funny to mess with this prick!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Great, glad you have nothing against H2's. Clean up the mouth! Just like HML, kids look at this with their parents... and without.
Thank you.
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05-03-2005, 02:04 PM
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Man, after seeing the comparison, I'd definitely take the H3 over a H2. But <STRIKE>maybe</STRIKE> I'll stick with my H1.
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05-03-2005, 02:49 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
Interesting comment Jolly...why?
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05-03-2005, 03:34 PM
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It's good to know that you're an ass hole to everyone, not just me. You're even a dick head to an H2 guy that stopped and took pictures for you of the H3.
As far as the cost: don't be jelous that I can afford to buy a real Hummer when I was 21. Since you have no idea what I actuallly drive, what I paid, or what I have into it, it's a pretty dumb thing for you to say that I couldn't aford an H2. Maybe I'll sell my Hummer and buy a couple H2's? A good friend of mine has an H2 (I like it) and he doesn't pay nearly what I do. that's like saying I bought a Ferrari because I couldn't afford a Camero.
You're a moron - and it's quite entertaining to **** with you. You're easily offended. Maybe you're just jelous that someone half your age can afford twice the truck you can?
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05-03-2005, 03:36 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
[quote]Originally posted by timgco:
[quote]Originally posted by PARAGON:
Hey Eric, what's the story with the H1? What, you couldn't afford an H2? I love how you young prick H1 owners that buy them just to be cool like to say **** about how much more the H1 costs than the H2. But you bought a POS that cost less than a new H2, and you still couldn't afford it because you have to resort to steal quarters from the car washes just so you can wash the POS. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
... and someone got their ass handed to them.
http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
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05-03-2005, 03:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
Oh, and another thing...
If you're refering to the Hummer H1's as a higher power, then thanks for admitting the superiorty!
The funny thing is that I don't care. I just think it's funny to mess with you. It's only entertaining because you're a total ass hole too. I don't let stuff like this bother me.
Hey *******, might want to check your pants: your ass hole might be bleeding because you're way to uptight! If you want, you could sell your H2 and buy a Hummer and it'll make you feel better and you'll calm right down!
(Just for the record, I have nothing against H2's. I like them a lot. I have friends and family with H2's and I dig them. I just think it's funny to mess with this prick!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Great, glad you have nothing against H2's. Clean up the mouth! Just like HML, kids look at this with their parents... and without.
Thank you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And some of us just don't talk like that. I prefer words like, Hoser, and Leaf Licker and Wienie. K?
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05-03-2005, 04:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
It's good to know that you're an ass hole to everyone, not just me. You're even a dick head to an H2 guy that stopped and took pictures for you of the H3.
As far as the cost: don't be jelous that I can afford to buy a real Hummer when I was 21. Since you have no idea what I actuallly drive, what I paid, or what I have into it, it's a pretty dumb thing for you to say that I couldn't aford an H2. Maybe I'll sell my Hummer and buy a couple H2's? A good friend of mine has an H2 (I like it) and he doesn't pay nearly what I do. that's like saying I bought a Ferrari because I couldn't afford a Camero.
You're a moron - and it's quite entertaining to **** with you. You're easily offended. Maybe you're just jelous that someone half your age can afford twice the truck you can? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
WTF are you talking about? Eric, you're so god damn stupid it hurts just reading your posts.
Why would anyone be jealous of someone that has relied upon their parents' money, never done anything on their own and now sells stereos at Good Guys(or wherever the f*ck you "work").
If you sell your rig you just might be able to buy a new Jeep Liberty. That would be a better fit for your wheeling abilities. I heard you pretty much suck at wheeling, anyway.
Don't get excited. You're not offending me, you're just being a pain in the ass. That must be a new experience for you- being the pain in the ass instead of taking it in the ass and biting the pillow or riding crop or red rubber ball jammed in your mouth.
Now make yourself useful and go stock the shelves.
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05-03-2005, 04:31 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
And some of us just don't talk like that. I prefer words like, Hoser, and Leaf Licker and Wienie. K? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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05-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
As far as the cost: don't be jelous that I can afford to buy a real Hummer when I was 21. Since you have no idea what I actuallly drive, what I paid, or what I have into it, it's a pretty dumb thing for you to say that I couldn't aford an H2. Maybe I'll sell my Hummer and buy a couple H2's? A good friend of mine has an H2 (I like it) and he doesn't pay nearly what I do. that's like saying I bought a Ferrari because I couldn't afford a Camero. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You have no idea what you're talking about. I bought a brand new 2003 H1 wagon with all the goodies, winch, tinted windows, leather, other garbage for 69K. Now given an H2 is over 50k I hardly think you could sell your old beat up h1 and buy 2 h2's.
Besides, I've had both an H1 and a 2 and the H1 was such a piece of ****, always in the shop. Don't let your truck be your ego for you, create your own confidence.
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05-03-2005, 05:49 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
And some of us just don't talk like that. I prefer words like, Hoser, and Leaf Licker and Wienie. K? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uhm... I've heard you drop some pretty colorful words before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That must have been one of my other personalities. Perhaps the one on Lions Back got a little mouthy, but I don't remember...
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05-03-2005, 07:41 PM
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Look on the bright side....our lives are otherwise so boring, that a topic like this can get us going......sheesh......
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05-04-2005, 01:33 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by funpilot:
Look on the bright side....our lives are otherwise so boring, that a topic like this can get us going......sheesh...... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I live in Boring. What's your excuse?  
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05-04-2005, 02:20 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by funpilot:
Look on the bright side....our lives are otherwise so boring, that a topic like this can get us going......sheesh...... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I live in Boring. What's your excuse? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
She really does living in Boring. I swear. |
05-04-2005, 03:37 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4U2NV:
... it's quite entertaining to **** with you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is the only entertainment you'll be enjoying:
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