Bastid Vandals

[H2bill]

I've been thinking of what you can do to prevent a third incident and had an idea (that wouldn't cost you a ton of money to install). Since it has been hit twice already there is good chance the perps are the same people or know of each other. What about hanging a sign in the window or other appropriate spot where you park it tat says: "Smile, You're on Camera". I have seen this sign in stores and it certainly makes you assume that there is a camera somewhere filming you. Might give them pause about trying something again. It might also give you a tip on who the dirtbag(s) is if you see someone loitering around your parking spot trying to figure out where the camera is.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

I like:

SMELDPOO

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[pteam]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Yup. Twice now this summer right in front of the house.

Dude why dont you park your h2 in the garage? it looks like every house on that street has enclosed garages, or worst case in the driveway! Why on earth are you parking it on the street??? Especially since this has happened before. Not to mention the fact that somebody could just ram into it at night by not seeing it or drunk drivers.

[Albie]

sorry man.....lets think about it... what kind of people collect their own crap with the intent to color coat your h2... that some dirty ass people....and they say I live in the sin city..... look on the bright side aleast it wasn't Drtyfn love spank....LOL

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Albie

look on the bright side aleast it wasn't Drtyfn love spank....LOL

X2!

[Drainbamaged]

My Friends uncle owns a firework shop on the NC/SC border and he has a sign hanging in the window saying " I sleep here 3 nights out of the week with a shotgun on a hair trigger. Guess which 3" I don't know how comfortable it is to sleep in a h2

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by pteam

Dude why dont you park your h2 in the garage? it looks like every house on that street has enclosed garages, or worst case in the driveway! Why on earth are you parking it on the street??? Especially since this has happened before. Not to mention the fact that somebody could just ram into it at night by not seeing it or drunk drivers.

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing is the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

[BigPoppa1411]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing in the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing in the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

Yea.........Adam learned the height of his garage by taking the ****er down already.............PLEASE leave it in the street Adam......

[pteam]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Because it sits almost 8'6" high and doesn't fit in any garage. Besides, the garage has cars in it. Thanks for the marvelous insight, though. I'm sure that ringing is the background in Mensa calling about the meeting you missed.

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by pteam

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

Hey look! ZeroTolerance is back!

What about your M1 Abrams? Does that fit in the garage? Do any of your private jets fit into the garage?

[h2co-pilot]

Where is our little poo poo sniffer?

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by pteam

Well sorry for trying to help. So why arent you parking it in the driveway at least? You want somebody to smash into it in the middle of the night instead of parking it in your driveway?

Both of the cars in the garage are more expensive than the hummer? Are the cars in the garage goin to get vandalized too? Nope.

My H2 fits in my garage, and fit in my garage at my old house with roof bars (just barely). My H1 also fit in my garage at my old house too but I had to fold in the mirrors. If your really close you could take off your roof rack or lower the car a little bit with the torsion bars just enough to make it in the garage.

Unless of course you'd like to wake up once in a while with shyt all over your hummer or maybe get unlucky like the guy who had his windows bashed out and tires slashed.

Wow, let's see if I can answer some more dumb questions here...

The H2 is NOT a daily driver. I would not want to move it in and out of the driveway every morning and every night, just so we can get our other cars out of the garage each morning and back into it each night. That seems really dumb. That's one.

I would say that the value of the cars is similar, but it's all relative. I assure you my wife thinks more of her pimped out SUV than she does of my off road toy. I think the value is insignificant since the other cars fit in the garage and the H2 does not. There's two.

Do you have any concept fo what is on my rack, or even what goes into mounting a GOBI rack? I am assuming not. I have never even heard tale of someone trying to take that rack off to get in the garage and putting it back on when they pull out. Anyone? That's three.

I'm not even going to comment on the torsion bar idea.

[NewHummerGuy]

Come on Adam. Dont be a puss. Just go ahead and put that new lowering kit you ordered on

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

I'm not even going to comment on the torsion bar idea.

Why don't you simply remove the roof from your garage so that you can park it inside? Du-uh.

[SHYANNE]

moving the other cars back and forth is nothing and not much work. i do it with 3 alll the time. in your case its that or poop on your hummer. i say its worth the time and hassle to move the cars around. i bet that will take less time to move them then cleaning poop off the hummer. not to metion the infections you can catch from body fluids.it wouldnt be a choice to make move your cars around.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by SHYANNE

moving the other cars back and forth is nothing and not much work. i do it with 3 alll the time. in your case its that or poop on your hummer. i say its worth the time and hassle to move the cars around. i bet that will take less time to move them then cleaning poop off the hummer. not to metion the infections you can catch from body fluids.it wouldnt be a choice to make move your cars around.

I'm with this guy.

[pteam]

Ok Adam let us know next time you wake up with SHYT all over your car so we can all laugh at you again. Thats much more fun anyways But the next time, the 3rd time, is your fault.

[Adam in CO]

Another country heard from.



I am going to remove the roof of the garage, and the south side wall so that I can park the H2 and the other cars in there.

To those of you who offerred good advice, thanks. The new video monitoring and motion detection systems should all arive today.

To those of you have the hair-brained, jagoff ideas; Life is even tougher when you're stupid.

[dеiтайожни]

Well at least we narrowed it down that your truck wasn't targeted just because it an H2.