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Polish Divorce
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have h i-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".
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10-08-2007, 04:07 PM
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Re: Polish Divorce
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10-08-2007, 05:55 PM
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10-08-2007, 06:57 PM
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Re: Polish Divorce
I'm very offended by this. Dennis is 1/2 Polish.  |
10-08-2007, 07:17 PM
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Re: Polish Divorce
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I'm very offended by this. Dennis is 1/2 Polish. |
Ya, the lower part which you love so much.
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10-08-2007, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Ya, the lower part which you love so much.
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The butt crack side. It looks just like a 20 y/o chick.  |
10-09-2007, 12:53 AM
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10-10-2007, 01:43 AM
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hahaha greatness  |
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