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State trooper (joke)
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring n bsp;
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too
old for this,' and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago,
my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the Trooper.
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10-16-2007, 04:10 PM
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10-16-2007, 05:18 PM
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10-16-2007, 06:07 PM
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Re: State trooper (joke)
To Quote the great man Larry the Cableguy:
"Now that's funny... I don't who you are"!!
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10-16-2007, 08:34 PM
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Re: State trooper (joke)
Good one!
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10-16-2007, 09:29 PM
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Re: State trooper (joke)
no lie, my American History teacher tells us a joke of the day every day before a lecture, and that was his joke two days ago!
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . ... What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
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Originally Posted by Agriv8r
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . ... What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
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DAMNIT this is true. This should be allowed |
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