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[JamesT]

Cowboys Fan Qualification Exam

Time Limit: 3 Days.


1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) CATHOLIC
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wal-Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no


SCORING:
0-2 correct: You qualify to be a Cowboys fan
3 or more correct: We're sorry. At this time you are too intelligent to be a Cowboys fan.

*original author unknown- some parts added/edited by DallasCowboysSuck.com



Oh BTW CP...

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[KenP]

Ahhh yes. Yesterday was a good day.

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SCORING:
0-2 correct: You qualify to be a Cowboys fan
3 or more correct: We're sorry. At this time you are too intelligent to be a Cowboys fan.

The criteria for Raiders fans must involve felony counts and ratio of kids to baby mommies.