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NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often feel like doing this to my computer
14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).
18. WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.
19. CROP DUSTING : Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
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01-30-2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
Don't forget: LEFTOVER.
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01-30-2007, 04:44 PM
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
very good, some of them are so damn true.
Not to sure about "leftover"
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01-30-2007, 05:36 PM
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6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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LMAO!!!!
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01-30-2007, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Don't forget: LEFTOVER.
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01-30-2007, 06:13 PM
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hahahaha!
Also, consider: WIMBLEFN
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
ROFLOL .. these are great. The 'visuals' are hilarious. 
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01-30-2007, 08:31 PM
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hahahaha!
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01-30-2007, 09:04 PM
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
One of my favorites from 2006: GAILOR.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! Creepy.
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01-30-2007, 09:45 PM
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
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6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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I like this definition better.
1.prarie dogging
The act of a turd poking its top out of ones anus repeatedly
"Dude, pull the car over I gotta ****, I'm prarie dogging here"
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I like this definition better.
1.prarie dogging
The act of a turd poking its top out of ones anus repeatedly
"Dude, pull the car over I gotta ****, I'm prarie dogging here" |
 
Haaahhaahah. Excellent, Sewie!
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
you know if youi sendf a new word in to websters dictionary you get some sum of money
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Re: NEW WORDS FOR 2007 :
I almost forgot about: DRTYWEDS.
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Trolling
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HOGGING
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PARADE REST
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ONE-PIECE
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01-30-2007, 10:54 PM
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Are you kidding me? That's a total knock-off.
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