Interesting Penis Facts...Safe for work

[ROX]

So. Any factoids about the average width of a males penis? I couldn't help but notice that width is conveniently left out.

Who cares about the length when it's not erect anyways.

HAHA! "Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour" Almost as fast as I can go from 0 to Bitch...

" Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons " UGH! I could have gone without knowing that one.

"Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches " Who the heck is doing this math?
Shortest = 3.5"
Longest = 13"
Average should be 8.25" Hello?

Any other questions?

[ssgharkness020147]

The smallest was 5/8 of an inch Rocks.

[ROX]

Ok, since I can't read when I get excited, I'll redo the math.
Average length when erect is 6.8". I was trying to point out that every number is exact except the average length, and it varies by 1.2 inches. Inquiring minds want to know. Ya know?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

Average length when erect is 6.8".

I'm not cutting off 3" just to be average for anyone.

[Big Z]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

Ok, since I can't read when I get excited, I'll redo the math.
Average length when erect is 6.8". I was trying to point out that every number is exact except the average length, and it varies by 1.2 inches. Inquiring minds want to know. Ya know?

Poor Little Fellers!

[dеiтайожни]

Everybody thank Dennis and BigZ for lowering the average so much. You two...making millions above average, nice work.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Everybody thank Dennis and BigZ for lowering the average so much. You two...making millions above average, nice work.

ROFLMAO

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I'm not cutting off 3" just to be average for anyone.

Okay guys, in a few days I will be seeing Dennis and, CP and I will make him prove it. Then I will run back (screaming laughing like a little B!TCH) to the computer and I will post if it is true about how small he is or not. You know the whole Asian race is riding on the size of Dennis. Are you ready Dennis? Git R Done!!!! And lets drop the pants!!!

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Okay guys, in a few days I will be seeing Dennis and, CP and I will make him prove it. Then I will run back (screaming laughing like a little B!TCH) to the computer and I will post if it is true about how small he is or not. You know the whole Asian race is riding on the size of Dennis. Are you ready Dennis? Git R Done!!!! And lets drop the pants!!!

OMFGLMAO!!!

I just cracked the heck out of my mud mask.

None of us are sleeping well next week.

[DennisAJC]

Thank God Spain conquered the Phillipines and inbred with us 300 years ago.

I don't have any insecurities regardless of what some jealous Limey tells you. I have no problems whipping you with it.

In Japanese spas, they walk around covering their privates. I don't.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

OMFGLMAO!!!

I just cracked the heck out of my mud mask.

None of us are sleeping well next week.

I just took my mud mask off. Paragon walked into the bathroom when I was in the tub and said what the f......because I had on a mud mask. That is too funny.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Thank God Spain conquered the Phillipines and inbred with us 300 years ago.

I don't have any insecurities regardless of what some jealous Limey tells you. I have no problems whipping you with it.

In Japanese spas, they walk around covering their privates. I don't.

Okay Penis boi, I don't know anything about a jealous limey, but we will see.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I just took my mud mask off. Paragon walked into the bathroom when I was in the tub and said what the f......because I had on a mud mask. That is too funny.

Teh masks are scary.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

Teh masks are scary.

I love the mask! You don't recognize your wife. Throw her on the bed and have your way with her.

I call it the "Stranger" fantasy.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I love the mask! You don't recognize your wife. Throw her on the bed and have your way with her.

I call it the "Stranger" fantasy.

I didn't think of that!!!

CP!!!!!

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

I didn't think of that!!!

CP!!!!!

The trick is making sure she doesn't open her yap. It spoils everything.

Have her just thrash around in muted surprise.

Remember, HT her mouth shut.



...She's gonna kick my ass when I get there.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

The trick is making sure she doesn't open her yap. It spoils everything.

Have her just thrash around in muted surprise.

Remember, HT her mouth shut.



...She's gonna kick my ass when I get there.

Atleast the HT won't leave any residue.

[dеiтайожни]

• Humane restraint system (virtually unbreakable bond, yet easy peel-off) Great for restraining hostages, no more worrying about injuries inflicted by tape removal, reducing your prison sentence up to 2 years!

HEH! Will that be on the packaging in the stores?

Oh yeah...what did the testing consist of before you were able to make this claim? Pics too.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

• Humane restraint system (virtually unbreakable bond, yet easy peel-off) Great for restraining hostages, no more worrying about injuries inflicted by tape removal, reducing your prison sentence up to 2 years!

HEH! Will that be on the packaging in the stores?

Oh yeah...what did the testing consist of before you were able to make this claim? Pics too.

HAHA!!! It's all theoretical right now.

But we'll be able to produce results and some pics next week of CP and Sippi.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

HAHA!!! It's all theoretical right now.

But we'll be able to produce results and some pics next week of CP and Sippi.

I do video, buddy. Welcome to the 21st century.