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Old 08-23-2007, 01:37 AM
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This makes too much sense…wonder only why our elected representatives don’t get it and act accordingly



My elderly, retired Mother of 78 bought a bird feeder. She hung it on her back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week she had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. Soon after, the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb Mother and try to peck her even though she had fed them out of her own pocket. Still the birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that she fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, Mom couldn't even sit on her own back porch anymore. She took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. She cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see . . . our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the millions. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for more “free” services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
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Old 08-23-2007, 01:52 AM
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Oh thanks alot for pissing me off right before bed.
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And there's a "Then comes the poop" part coming.
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So... you're saying all this illegal immigrant nonsense is due to your mother buying a bird feeder?
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Great Analogy, it could be used for some citizens also.

The poop reminds me of the Superdome.







Take down the bird feeder and bring out the netting.
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Great Analogy, it could be used for some citizens also.

The poop reminds me of the Superdome.







Take down the bird feeder and bring out the netting.

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Great Analogy, it could be used for some citizens also.

The poop reminds me of the Superdome.







Take down the bird feeder and bring out the netting.
C'mon hurricanes!!!!! Flush that toilet!!!!
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Great Analogy, it could be used for some citizens also.

The poop reminds me of the Superdome.







Take down the bird feeder and bring out the netting.


They should have made them stay and help clean up and rebuild the Super Dome. They were given ample warning to leave. They chose to stay, or had no way of leaving. Now...Joe Blow who was homeless before, now has a federal job, nicer home than most of the middle class, and gets a monthly check....to spend on blow and has the nerve to complain.
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