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#1
02-23-2007, 04:48 PM
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Wanted:
I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,
more to follow...
RYD
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#3
02-23-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: Wanted:
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#4
02-23-2007, 05:06 PM
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Re: Wanted:
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MY TRUCK : NO !
MY DOG : MAYBE
MY WIFE : YES
#6
02-23-2007, 05:54 PM
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Re: You forgot.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vettster
Deaf,
Dumb,
Oversexed,
And also.......
Own a liquor store.
Yeah ! I forgot that... THANKS
RYD
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#7
02-23-2007, 06:03 PM
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Re: Wanted:
$119,000 cash and I can get you a contract on a girlfriend for 3 years. After 3 years, you can either renew at a discounted price or trade in for a new one. Let me know.
#8
02-23-2007, 06:12 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Jeez, How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm taken.
I must go widdle a bowl now......
#9
02-23-2007, 06:20 PM
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Re: Wanted:
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
$119,000 cash and I can get you a contract on a girlfriend for 3 years. After 3 years, you can either renew at a discounted price or trade in for a new one. Let me know.
Thats why SHE has to have money...
RYD
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#10
02-23-2007, 06:21 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Jeez, How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm taken.
I must go widdle a bowl now......
Are you sure ?
RYD
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#11
02-23-2007, 06:21 PM
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Re: Wanted:
RYD is lookin for a new denture adventure.
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#12
02-23-2007, 06:27 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,
more to follow...
RYD
Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers).
#13
02-23-2007, 06:30 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.Quote:
Originally Posted by JUGGERNAUT
Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers).
Last edited by DRTYFN : 02-23-2007 at 07:35 PM.
#15
02-23-2007, 07:06 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.
Quote:
Originally Posted by K9sH3
She is a wild thing....
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! POWN3D!!!!
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#17
02-23-2007, 07:13 PM
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Re: Wanted:
I'm in love...
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#19
02-23-2007, 08:01 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.
Nipple slip.
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#20
02-23-2007, 08:04 PM
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Re: Wanted:
Here's a a couple that want Ducky to join their pod.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...3&postcount=92
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