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08-25-2006, 05:20 AM
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Teamster Gets Owned
A dedicated Teamsters' union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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08-25-2006, 05:34 AM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
BEST EVER!!!1oneQuote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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08-25-2006, 05:40 AM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
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08-25-2006, 07:02 AM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
That's some funny stuff
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08-25-2006, 01:59 PM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
Says it all.
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08-25-2006, 02:32 PM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
I LOVE IT!!!
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08-25-2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Teamster Gets Owned
Oh damn that was good.
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